molarbear

I have zero advice My body is really good at not wanting to sleep until about a hour or 30 mins before I have to get ready, that's when it decides it wants sleep

anytime to show

I mainly remember the episode where they covered the Jackass crew Dunn was sleeping on the floor in his friend's basement and Pontius claimed his truck was his crib.

The reunion was 2 years ago... it has now turned into a promotional page for people's work and their gofundme pages.... Tonight marks a huge victory though, I finally figured out how to leave the damn thing!

I dunno NaBernie2018[/member] at all, nothing personal. This comment just made me laugh super hard though.

I'm more of a bewbs man myself

He's gotta learn the hard way dude

We use to steal band aids out of the first aid kit because if we told anyone about it we'd have to fill out a metric shit ton of paper work

When I read the title I was really afraid I was going to see a post that was along the lines of "used some steel wool on an old skillet today." At that point I would have found an ice chunk and put you on it, then cast you off into the ocean all "North" style.

As happy as your plate would be, how do you plan on downing the teeth?

I going to write you a prescription for at least 30 mins of play time with a pupper everyday.

I dunno if you guys got nuclear plants there or what, but, stinkbugs here aren't monstrous things that you can slap and have it bounce twice. Newtons laws and all, plus.... enjoy that stank

Goldar! The night before he passed he was in TC and the first thing he said was "HOG MOG! THE CUBS ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR!" I don't even think he was a Cubs fan, I think he was just a huge sports fan in general, but, I really wish I could have toasted him the night they finally ended the 108 year drought.

WTF? how big was the damn thing?

your pupper is cute

Did you hook the bug up with some porn? Clearly that's what he was trying to do

FTFY

I like to think he brought down the Berlin Wall single handed with his music career

I feel like it's one where instead of a happy ending they tell you to run because your life is in danger.

My Friend's Mom use to make the best home made shells and cheese ever.. I haven't had it in about 5 years and I'd literally punch a baby panda for some of it

PUPPERS!!!!!

I hate mushrooms so I won't be eating it

JFK wasn't assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald.... Chuck Norris just sneezed at the wrong time.

At my old shop we had dude shit on the walls of the stall for months before they finally figured out who it was. Some disgruntled dude would just go in there, and literally smear it all over the stall. The worst part was I had the unfortunate event of discovering it once. I didn't say shit to anyone (pun intended) because the cleaning crew came during second shift and I worked 3rd, if I had told my supervisors of the discovery they would have told me to clean it up.