molarbear

I feel like I should point out that the release date is now late July.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y66MbxNtCW0 They somehow pulled them all from Youtube in a matter of hours. Turns out some person was smart and downloaded the video, then released it a few months after the hype died down. Once again, this was the trailer but they dropped it, that's why you're gonna see green screens galore in the background. I present to you, and the midnight society... the first trailer we have of "The Gunslinger"

Because Bacon

I fail at human interaction on a regular basis!

Happy late Birthday! all my friends are married and have kids these days so I usually just have dinner with my family and a few drinks.

everyone knows Bueno is the better option

I love how informercials forget there's the cold/cold setting on a washer that all dude's use.... so they can throw all their laundry in at once without worries of colors running together. As a single dude, I wash everything on cold and just chunk as much into the washer as I can, I then dry it on delicate. It's worked out for me so far

I know you think I hate you, but I don't. That being said, you being an Accountant and broke as shit, makes me never want to trust an Accountant again.

No, but I have emailed my Governor and told her I thought she was incompetent

I honestly don't know I will say that the whole Police chase was kind of not a good sign of innocence

I'll never forget trying to run with a CD player during offseason football practice I even tried duct taping it to chest once, it helped a little but pulling the tape off made it not worth it in the end

I accidentally showed up to work on an off day once One of my roommates had a birthday party the night before so I was pretty hungover and one of the old guys I worked with told me I wasn't scheduled and to GTFO now because someone had called in This is why you should always be nice to the old people at work

I just wanna point out that this is in no way intended to make fun of your Brother's spinal problems

I don't like onions or tomatoes.... -fin

I use to love when Saturday Morning Baseball games got rained out! I got to watch the whole "One Saturday Morning" lineup shit was awesome!

I'm sorry, I didn't see that you posted it first. I generally don't read too deep into threads... that's my bad. Fist bump though!

I'd fly everywhere while waiving at people stuck in traffic

This was my favorite. I know they were purchased by a foreign company a while back but still, I like to think it drove home the fact that unless you have Native American blood in you... Our Families were all Immigrants at some point.

I was wondering the same thing

10/10 would avoid at a bar or public place

I still need to beat the 2nd one

did you ever buy a little humidifier?

I have zero advice My body is really good at not wanting to sleep until about a hour or 30 mins before I have to get ready, that's when it decides it wants sleep