molarbear

I use to work with an old dude that covered everything in hot sauce, we joked it was because he was old and didn't have any taste buds left seriously, dude put hot sauce on everything

this cunt

what did those condiments ever do to them?

Youre doing better than I am....... I still haven't gone back and slain that bitch known as battletoads

I like finding the top 10 weird or spooky list videos after about 4-5 of those you end up with people talking about lizard eyed people and such

That's a much better reaction than I had when I walked in my old GF with another dude *edit I didn't read the post about the whole non monogamy thing until after I posted this

They never directly complain, you find out from their female friends what you're doing wrong

Hoggle doesn't rock a fedora it's just a hat

ya know when someone that's sucked as many dicks as you attempts to insult me... I just kinda ignore it >

I do pee in pools and I'm not afraid to admit it

I hear the guy in the middle hasn't shaved in a week

Best of luck to you!

I'm more excited about the Dark Tower movie personally Those were by far my favorite King books.

If you're an animal lover they have special subreddits for it, like /aww That's all I can think of currently

^That I honestly never know who or which one people are talking about when they make a thread

Keep in mind you're arguing with an accountant that is constantly in fear he'll lose his job and also apparently broke none stop. I don't hate the kid but Accounting may not be his forte

making a thread to say goodnight.... I knew you cared about me boo

I just want my piece of mind man

I was afraid you were going to drop the L word on me and I'd have to shut you down

food poisoning took me down for a whole day once, I honestly thought I was dying because it was coming out both ends at the same time. I'm also prone to panic attacks so sometimes my brain can just take me down for a couple hours without notice

I actually just finished the book about 3 weeks ago. I'm kind of hyped for the movie but with Stephen King film adaptions you never know, the first one was good so here's hoping the new one is.

me too, I smell like chlorine and I'm pretty sure I ingested more than a doctor would recommend

I shot water out of my nose I sorry that I have but one like to give to your response

Next time Gadget.......next time