molarbear

Hoggle doesn't rock a fedora it's just a hat

ya know when someone that's sucked as many dicks as you attempts to insult me... I just kinda ignore it >

I do pee in pools and I'm not afraid to admit it

I hear the guy in the middle hasn't shaved in a week

Best of luck to you!

I'm more excited about the Dark Tower movie personally Those were by far my favorite King books.

If you're an animal lover they have special subreddits for it, like /aww That's all I can think of currently

^That I honestly never know who or which one people are talking about when they make a thread

Keep in mind you're arguing with an accountant that is constantly in fear he'll lose his job and also apparently broke none stop. I don't hate the kid but Accounting may not be his forte

making a thread to say goodnight.... I knew you cared about me boo

I just want my piece of mind man

I was afraid you were going to drop the L word on me and I'd have to shut you down

food poisoning took me down for a whole day once, I honestly thought I was dying because it was coming out both ends at the same time. I'm also prone to panic attacks so sometimes my brain can just take me down for a couple hours without notice

I actually just finished the book about 3 weeks ago. I'm kind of hyped for the movie but with Stephen King film adaptions you never know, the first one was good so here's hoping the new one is.

me too, I smell like chlorine and I'm pretty sure I ingested more than a doctor would recommend

I shot water out of my nose I sorry that I have but one like to give to your response

Next time Gadget.......next time

They all have holes in them because of the way I walk They're not efficient sperm receptors

I'm also not in her bed right now so I'll meet you halfway on that argument

you missed the stud part

sounds like a good birthday

They mistakenly invited my friends and I to use their pool while they're out of town This is going to sound like a zeni thread but my friend's wife's sister was literally "who's going to drive me home?" Then she kept throwing the beer pong ball at me and asking me to drive her car home. I'm not use to being hit on and I'm terrible at picking up on it when it's happening needless to say I kind of want to punch myself in the dick for not picking up on it because she's pretty attractive /blog TL:DR i'm fucking stupid

[/u] story of my life

Nah, I may have a happy ending out of this one

Nah it was an actual pupper but I'd pet the fuck out of a bear if I knew it wasn't going to rearrange my face in a way that I'd die