molarbear

^this

I actually talk to Pers, can confirm he has never joined.

going to my best friend's house and drinking with his family and mutual friends It's usually pretty fun

I can't answer that. I'm an ever evolving creature that is constantly learning via trial and error low key tho I'm a dog

I was gonna say mine probably couldn't support my body but then I saw this video and gained hope that I, could one day, surpass the bullshit that is commercial air travel.

I'm seriously thinking of framing it and hanging it on my wall

it just annoys me. Hulu at least waits a few hours, Netflix asks after every 3 episodes like the concept of binge watching a tv series is unheard of to them.

At least they're not as bad as Netflix at doing that shit

I bring gifts in the form of another bottle of vodka

I laughed but still no poo into wine story

I don't think that's possible

If we compare them one turned an entire river into wine/one delivers gifts that are usually in the $20 range most people think both are fake so, honestly? I'd take the river of wine

Religion aside, this is my favorite Holiday! If you Don't celebrate it that's fine. Christmas is kinda my shit, I love it. I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas Eve! It snowed here today which is almost unheard of until late February and I went out and made snow angels and stuff like a kid. I even crunched around in the snow like a toddler because, Holy Shit, I love snow! Tis the season and I hope all of you have a great one!

can you ms paint me on my flying, fire breathing shark melting all the dumb peeps?

Damnit, I appreciate that. That's not how I swing though. Bleachers suck though, and does Stadium seating

dunno I have Diminished Gluteal Syndrome so I couldn't tell you

so if the neighbors ask their chicken ran away......

At 6:01 am, you may regret this choice!

I'm off work so I cannot say "fuck friday" in anyway shape or forum

I kept waiting for a link of some kind to load in that space I was disappointed and then laughed pretty fucking hard

It's a little too rockabilly for me. I recognize most the artists and don't quite get how that song was created that way. At least it's still kinda metal/rockish

Unfortunately I'm in the same boat. That being said anyone that has posted a dog in this thread if you made an Instagram for your Dog and posted at least 3 photos a day I'd make an Instagram account just to follow them. I love seeing pictures of Puppers!

I love them all! That being said I know alot of people are tired of Christmas songs but Pentatonix do a great A Cappella version of them, and Rob Halford even has a pretty damn good Christmas album.

I wasn't expecting that answer when I clicked on the thread well played.....well played

My first goal if I ever become rich is to buy some sort of tank specifically to run spiders over