molarbear

NOOO! You have a great power in your hands, you could make the World's largest fried Mozzarella stick.

Stalin's mustache

I can smell the squirrel quiche through the internet

RESPECT!!!! I love the fucking cold! I gotta jacket from my Dad that feels like one of those lead vest you wear when getting X-rays at the Dentist and I literally cannot feel the Cold through it. It's a Carhartt and it's legit.

the classic "fly to another country and whore yourself out" I like your style

Being a Dog person I can respect this image, it's fucking adorable.

I do

I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so

OH MY GOD THEY GOT EMPTY!

it means you probably overpaid for booze and got nothing but blue balls from the experience

I gave myself a harry potter scarf and anime eyes

I had to start over because it gave mine a mustache

We party at his Dad's house which is outside city limits so aside from committing armed robbery or murder it's almost impossible to get the cops out there

Mine was Chili with beans...I used fritos and cheese but still the worst chili ever because beans kinda suck in chili

I entered it getting absolutely shit faced with my best friend and his family and I gotta say (I respect your decision) but I regret nothing. Tonight I played cards against humanity in physical form for the first time while listening to classic rock and drinking everytime my card was not picked.

^this

I actually talk to Pers, can confirm he has never joined.

going to my best friend's house and drinking with his family and mutual friends It's usually pretty fun

I can't answer that. I'm an ever evolving creature that is constantly learning via trial and error low key tho I'm a dog

I was gonna say mine probably couldn't support my body but then I saw this video and gained hope that I, could one day, surpass the bullshit that is commercial air travel.

I'm seriously thinking of framing it and hanging it on my wall

it just annoys me. Hulu at least waits a few hours, Netflix asks after every 3 episodes like the concept of binge watching a tv series is unheard of to them.

At least they're not as bad as Netflix at doing that shit

I bring gifts in the form of another bottle of vodka

I laughed but still no poo into wine story