molarbear

Fucking Battle Toads..... I consider it a win if you can make it past the hover bike stage

I made it approximately 16 mins and 21 seconds in before I just atomic elbowed dropped my xbone in the hopes that said movie would die with it. I ended up just hurting my funny bone and nothing broke. I like to think it was the thought that counts.

Sure. You'd have to be one of the testers for the cheez it launcher though. All you have to do is stand outside with your mouth open while tiny cheese flavored squares fly hundreds of miles at your face from the air..... you'd get a cool shirt for participating though

THEN WE KILL THE WEAKEST AND MAKE TOOLS OUT OF THEIR BONES! I'm just going to nap until someone else figures it out

DJ STYX! good to see ya dude

If I ever got rich I want to think I'd do elon musk esque things but my major accomplishment would probably be building a giant slingshot that could launch cheez its across states

I don't remember much from there but Bourbon St has plenty of things to keep you entertained that aren't booze related.

Somewhere out there is a person that fucked a hammer head shark.... and they're probably still proud of it

He's super weak to commando man's bombs I just beat the 2nd legacy collection a couple days ago There's a person on youtube named pinkkittyrose that has some really helpful videos on how to handle all the levels and bosses

"Shy until drunk". Then it goes all Rain Man about Sports or Animals, preferably Doggos. If I'm at a party and there is a Dog present, 120% of my attention is directed towards scratching said Dog's ears whist telling it it's a "good Dog" That's my life, and I love it.

Name it "Paladin"

I still don't know how to blow a bubble with gum

this was going to my response but you beat me to it

When are you getting a Xbone?

That's a blatant lie. I literally witnessed you build a huge 15 story toilet once.

by curled up I mean one leg is straight and the other is pulled up like mid run where it's from my body it goes straight out then from the knee goes straight down kinda like a 90 degree angle

how do they even test it? Are they checking for residue or can they actually use your saliva to test for drugs?

drugs can be traced up to something like 3 months back in your hair apparently

Stomach with one leg curled up. I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test

I'm fairly positive I destroyed my brain years ago

STOP USING JEDI MIND TRICKS ON MY BRAIN!

......I'm ok with that picture

you can't say it's opposite day and then change the rules