molarbear

I tried once

You could always just wander off into the woods and live like a caveman bunk down with a chupacabra and make a strange humancabra hybrid baby

I'm honored that in your 3 hours of being awake during the day you graced my thread with your presence That being said you didn't leave any of those odd colored hard candies the government issues to old people when they get old I R disappoint

Not really, I just hate their fan base because my old roommate was a fan and he was one of the most obnoxious people alive No joke he was somehow worse than any Brady fluffer I've ever met

when Puff Puff ruined Y2K?

Gas stations still have way more vehicles than people in them

I still have no idea what tik toc is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I get 10 download and less than 1 upload Windstream for the fucking L I thought about switching to Cox but they've started capping their stuff in certain areas and I watch way too much Netflix/Hulu to pay for that

I think the fanciest cheese I've ever tried was Gouda. I bought a pack of it at the store once, it wasn't very good. I've always wanted to try Fondue though

No, but the house I use to rent in College had a permanent stale beer smell in the kitchen that would not go away I don't know what the previous Tenants did but even Bleach couldn't destroy the smell

Waffles, but only if you have crunchy peanut butter available

^^

Then the people with shit hands will start touching the sanitizers and the world will be forever unclean

That's what I use Twitter for anytime I think of something funny or get bored I just punch some shit out off the top of my head It's quite therapeutic at times and only like 3 people are going to see it so who gives a shit, amirite?

did I meme right?

I read an article that said they found traces of feces on most touch screen menus I find it amazing how we can make such technological advances but people still don't wash their fucking hands after they shit

Yes It's either when I get really mad or when I'm about to have a panic attack

I've heard of this sweet Mecca hidden deep within the shit hole

Gotta live for the small things in life

My Goal is to move to Kansas City someday and get that sweet, sweet, Google Fiber interwebz

I try to ignore it too but when you're hungover and wake up to hearing "BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" outside at 7 am You really start cheering for Natural Selection to kick in

Netflix has Infinity War now

Nah probably have to switch them to cellular I don't think Blue tooth has that kind of distance yet