molarbear

Waffles, but only if you have crunchy peanut butter available

^^

Then the people with shit hands will start touching the sanitizers and the world will be forever unclean

That's what I use Twitter for anytime I think of something funny or get bored I just punch some shit out off the top of my head It's quite therapeutic at times and only like 3 people are going to see it so who gives a shit, amirite?

did I meme right?

I read an article that said they found traces of feces on most touch screen menus I find it amazing how we can make such technological advances but people still don't wash their fucking hands after they shit

Yes It's either when I get really mad or when I'm about to have a panic attack

I've heard of this sweet Mecca hidden deep within the shit hole

Gotta live for the small things in life

My Goal is to move to Kansas City someday and get that sweet, sweet, Google Fiber interwebz

I try to ignore it too but when you're hungover and wake up to hearing "BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" outside at 7 am You really start cheering for Natural Selection to kick in

Netflix has Infinity War now

Nah probably have to switch them to cellular I don't think Blue tooth has that kind of distance yet

Wait until they procreate They'll most certainly buy them ATV's which the kids will then ride through your neighborhood at all hours of the day avoiding all traffic laws and signs

You should watch "A Series of Unfortunate Events" The final season just came out

did you get them for a dollar?

They were an epidemic for a bit

maybe they're being repurposed into more convenient Life Alerts?

I just use the ear buds that came with my phone They weren't long enough to go from my pocket to my head so I cut a little hole in the marsupial pouch of my hoodie and run them up the inside of my hoodie through that

I mean technically we were all "semen" at one point amirite? I'll pause for the delayed laughter

What is this abomination?

Probably because old people are starting to wear them and everyone just decided it was more convenient to just answer your phone

Do you ever have that awkward moment when you're walking by them where they start talking and you're all "I have no idea what you're talking about but I didn't take your (insert item)" and then they walk away and point to their ear? because I literally had what I thought was a confusing two minute conversation with a random girl on campus once when in reality she was talking to her little ear piece.... or she was bat shit crazy, to this day I still don't know but she was rocking one