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That's just going to prompt them to ask you to try some dick because you can't possibly know you're a lesbian if you haven't had dick before

but do they climb back up though?

I dont try to watch them on purpose ... I just end up watching them somewhere. Its like that one Harry Potter movie thats always on TV for me. Its always the one where the dude from Twilight dies and his dad is all like .... look at how they massacred my boy Like thats the only movie I ever see on TV. It doesnt matter how long the marathon is on .... its always that movie.

Bruh .... WTF is orally bi?!! You just suck a dick and go home?!!

I'm trying my best to be respectful of work group's culture but they like to order alot of things with shrimp in it and I'm not trying to trigger my allergies. So they bought pizza and some of their traditional food. I thought it was easiest to get the pizza but then I was like I should get something else but I'm not trying to dip into the rice dishes because last time it was shrimp in there. One of the ladies was like here try some of this chicken feet. Yep ... this is it! I've never had it before but I'm a team player, I can do this. I'm willing to try anything once. I took a bite and then realized ... I dont know how I'm supposed to eat this I feel like I've seen someone eat chicken feet in a K-drama but they ate it whole but .... do you eat the bones?!!!

Dont know if you have patience to watch this clip or not (its like 5 mins but skip to about the 2 minute mark) but I thought it was interesting. Its from Grey's anatomy where this one Christian doctor is having a crisis of faith and this rabbi talks to her as he's dying. He kinda says that shitty things happen in the Bible to good people all he time but its not faith if you only believe in God in the good times. My views on Christianity are waaay liberal so I always ALWAYS get into trouble/arguments with old people who like to memorize and quote scripture over everything little thing so I just stop arguing. I think these uber conservative Christians are crazy with their Bible thumping and damning people for every little thing. They're so contradictory, I dont know how/why anybody takes them seriously. I can't find the clip isolated anywhere on youtube https://www.aish.com/j/jt/Jtube-Greys-Anatomy-When-Bad-Things-Happen.html?jwsource=cl My interpretation of Jesus from what I've read is that he'll say or do one simple thing and then people come in and attach other things and rituals to it so he's always like ... are you even fucking listening to me?! Plus the Bible was written by man who are flawed beings and edited and revised by men in power to control the masses. I think you can go to it for inspiration but you shouldn't take it crazy seriously because how can you?

I always say that but somehow end up watching atleast a part of Its A Wonderful Life and whichever the one of those claymated Rudolph specials with Yukon Cornelius

It's a charmander. You don't see it?

Happy Birthday!

I may have acquired a problem with coffee. I didn't drink coffee for real before but I'm very disappointed that our office is out of coffee and I'm debating about going to get some from the store next door. Or making some before I leave for work in the morning Then one of my patients asked me for my e-mail address and my dumbass was trying to find a post-it note big enough for my handwriting and I have fucking business cards. This is why I think I need my coffee

Now why did you go and make your own birthday thread?

Take it up with irldreamgirl? I dunno

My sister is still trying to convince me there was a phantom category on pornhub called big dick Asians We're going on 3 years now. I DONT SEE IT

Ground squirrel with mobile data

I never expect to get my deposit back anyway. I lived in this same building like ... 8 or 9 years ago (under different management). I only moved out because I had to go down to part time to do my undergrad internship but that unit was much much better than this one. I got my deposit back from them then So far the only thing I've done is somehow knock 3 of those long hanging blinds down. I was using the cord to move them back to open my balcony door and one just slid off. I think the miniature tried to peek outside and 2 more fell off. I dont even want to touch them because I'm sure more will fall. I need to though because they're dirty. They feel .... grimey and the sliding door to one of my closets came off the track so I just leaned against the wall in the hall so ...

1. The sink is supposed to have bolts? I've never really noticed any. There's just an outline around the sink and tile with the same material they painted around the bottom of the sink. (maybe I need to look at the bottom) I doubt they're going to replace the sink ... but who knows they just changed management