Vamped

The wifi at work is for company devices only. Restrictions are pretty tight. You can't use flash drives or anything on the work stuff. They dont take any chances with PHI

Its not dripping neatly into the bucket now. Its dripping along the walls when you run water. There's too many things wrong with this apartment.

The sink was dripping when I first moved in so I submitted a work ticket. They just came in and twisted the hot water nozzle really tight which me and the miniature weren't able to do with our weak baby hands. Then the dripping started under the sink, called again. They just closed the ticket out, so it got worse to the point I had to use my bathroom trash can as a bucket to catch the water. I submitted another work ticket. They came up and said they had to order a part. Another month and it's dripping to the point I'm dumping water from overnight in the morning and it's flooding my apartment while I'm at work. That's when they finally came and "repaired" it. They left broken tile everywhere too so I had to clean all that up when I came home. It's bad.

So Kelloggs really said ... fuck what y'all talking about.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Don't die soon

To look at corgis at work

Call emergency maintenance and don't die.

Since I'm posting pics of my hovel. Here's mah repaired sink

It does not. We can't mess with any of the breakers or the built in appliances ... which is all the appliances I can't even change the shower head .... which I really would like to

Oh good! You're not dead

How are you alive without mobile data? What do you do?!! Read newspapers?!

Now that I look at it, the counter top and the drawers are in the way of it closing

I was talking about turning off the circuit breaker.

That sounds like something I can't do with my lease

Sometimes I think I want to acquire a ranch and have some cows, a couple of chicken, exactly 3 sheep ... maybe a horse, a corgi, and an australian shepard but thats alot of animals .... and I had 3 apple slices for dinner last night (not because I don't have food, that's all I felt like making for myself) I just imagine myself laying in the field with the cows and being overwhelmed (but not for too long because I dont like outside)

This sounds easier than I think it is I dunno if they offer reciprocity for my license.

I just want to find a place to live where I wont get shot checking the mail and the building isn't falling apart The maintenance dude "fixed" my bathroom sink by painting plaster around the pipe but now after a month, its dripping again. I guess they replaced the kitchen countertop before I moved in (maybe before that) they didn't measure it right, its all ill fitted and I can't use the dishwasher because the countertop doesn't allow it close all the way. I also can't use the kitchen drawers without opening the dishwasher door. I feel safe in the apartment atleast. Its in a nice neighborhood but the maintenance dudes are kinda creeping me out making comments about what's in my apartment and where we've been all day. .... its a mess I also want my own washer/dryer Updated appliances .... or .... getting shot in the parkinglot

I hate Friends. I dont really like sitcoms in general. The only old people sitcoms I like are The Golden Girls and Frazier. I can watch/tolerate Seinfeld

You should crochet a peenie to go ontop of the peenie

I'd rather watch MASH than Andy Griffith. My parents wear the fuck out of it. It comes on TV and then my step-dad went and bought the fucking DVDs. but I'd rather watch Andy Griffith than Friends

I cant remember if I put on deodorant this morning ... luckily I keep some in my purse

When I sat with some of the old people during my hospice internship, I learned that you have to take whatever entertainment you can find with daytime TV with no cable. There's a show where the whole premise is figuring out which of two men is a baby's father. Its not even Maury. There's a judge or something ... like I dont even know. The old people were really into it though. They were legitimately discussing whose features the children had. My favorite comment was "he aint the father but he was up in there" I guess some sperm just brushed up against the fertilized egg and dropped off the DNA code for eyebrow shape. There was a show about some EMTs/firemen/paramedics, Jerry Springer still comes on, MASH (?) .... I feel like I watched all of these. Then the people I would sit with would fall asleep and its just me and one of the CNAs making sure nobody falls off the couch.