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Vamped

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  1. Might be a soldier's remains returning home
  2. Im not comfortable putting my tongue on a butthole
  3. Better print it again but use the color ink this time
  4. ..... fine. Dont even dress up a little
  5. What are you wearing?
  6. Thats a hard "fuck no" for me
  7. Men eating hotpockets creeps me out really bad for some reason
  8. I get exhausted from too much interaction so I wouldn't trust myself not strangle some customers.
  9. I dunno man .... some people are ugly inside and out but mostly inside
  10. I probably have unrealistic expectations of what good sex is supposed to be like.
  11. I would prefer them not to have a bigger ass than me ... but a nice butt does help
  12. WHAT?
  13. I hate pretending to be nice to people constantly so I couldn't work in sales.
  14. how do you have sex with people you don't like?!
  15. I spend way too much money on food that isn't groceries.
  16. Stop being an adult and play some games!! Go get cute and get some lunch.
  17. Oh shit ... I assumed this was purely about masturbation. I totally forgot people orgasm from actual sex.
  18. You're just doing it wrong
  19. Being busy makes the day go by faster though. Time is crawling by for me .... I'm ready to go home.
  20. I have literally nothing to do for another 2 1/2 hours
  21. Vamped

    its freezing

    Its gotta be extremely cold for me to turn on the heat. I'd rather put on a hoodie and get under 2 layers of covers
  22. Im not great at a lot of multiplayer games but I play anyway
  23. You need to breathe sometimes
  24. one of my coworkers got killed a couple years ago and I haven't been able to take their number out of my phone yet ....
  25. hmm ... I don't think I have a preference as far as ethnicity goes.
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