Vamped

Patrol the metro for ass lmao

Oh noooooooo .... So I guess if she cant get her coffee, nobody can

That would be my advice. Nothing may come of it.

If you get the pizza, ill get the beer and/ or other alcohol

well ... looks like I'm not making it

I dont usually order spaghetti at a restaurant

When it happens to me, its ALWAYS an old man. I just tell them I'm gay. I got called a dyke once but ... whatever

.... wait ... is this not how we're supposed to do laundry? >.> I wash underwear and towels on hot .... without fabric softener

I wanna train for the St. Jude marathon .... but then i was like how about the 5K run? .... walk ..... hmmm ... how about I just cut them a check?

Some colleges will do it for free for all current students and alumni ... mine does

I heard yanny but i dont really wanna keep listening because it kinda creeps me out

Im conflicted. I dont anything to be wrong but I do want some evidence to be there so people know im not crazy

Im waiting to get scheduled for a MRI of my ankle. They put me on light duty last week and this week but Im really on light duty this week now that I have a boot on.

I didn't have to get one when I got hired, initially but when I got promoted I had to take one. Also when you get an on the job injury they usually drug test you >.> But they didn't when I sprained my ankle so maybe that's changed.

Why are you listening to people have sex?

Im too old to think about sex with fictional characters

>.> I use potato salad like a condiment

.... what are we talking about? Like .... Dildos or thread?

Under his eye

Healers in games? >.> I think its more of a challenge trying to keep up with everything that's going on and trying to keep everyone alive but ... I do have high blood pressure