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Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment

Frosty paws?

Have a great time! Stay safe!

A hot toddy is just hot tea ... only with whiskey or burbon.

I wont go into detail but its definitely a virus and I passed it on

Hooray ive either got food poisoning or a stomach virus. Ive been baby vomiting for the past 24 hours So much for work tomorrow

BECAUSE ST. JUDE WONT STOP UNTIL NO CHILD DIES FROM CANCER!!

You both need hot toddies STAT!

Get a sweet ass internship that leads to a permanent position. Start swimming again because I plan to be hot as fuck when we go to Vegas to celebrate my 30th birthday. Tits up, waist in! >.> Increase my self care because I need to take more time for myself

TN but I usually cross over because MS sales tax is way cheaper

1.77 across the stateline in Mississippi

Fuck ... just got invited to a BBQ

Or .... rubbing it ... out

That have these automatic masturbators for a handsfree experience .... this one just looks like you're sticking your dick in one of those ninja blenders

Dont say anything, just leave a 20 on the night stand on the way out.

I'm usually already inside working so I don't really notice the sun's up until well after 8

Thats a shit ton of tea >.> But they have some really cute tea sets.

If you're really my son, you'll climb back up the mountain

Its not that easy

Dont die

I went to go see The Best Man Holiday in theaters with my mom and sister and I laughed when the guy cried at his wife's funeral. The face he made was so ugly .... got a lot of heat for that one

Gonna play Hungry Hungry Hippos! .... well .... I'm gonna watch my 3 year old cheat at Hungry Hungry Hippos. He's competitive for like 10 seconds then he starts feeding the hippos the marbles ... because all the hippos need to eat.