Vamped

Some threads I go in knowing if I open them at work, I better minimize my window and speed scrool. I .... had not anticipated Im using the tiniest window possible and speed scrolling whenever I see the corner of pictures

there's going to be an orgy afterwards, make sure you've got on your good underwear

you misunderstand you, waifu, phillies, fuggs

Is the Soap Kitchen an actual place that makes soap? https://www.thesoapkitchen.com/store/pc/home.asp

Why when you could double date together?

Its because they're not awake yet

She's making you volunteer for 10 hours a week? Thats like 2 hours a day. You could always not do it and walk to Fuggs. Doubt you'd make it, even more doubt that she would take you in but .... y'know worth a shot right?

It was 70 degrees yesterday .... there's supposed to be light snow Sunday

soup kitchen?

Well it was scary when I played it and messed up but I thought the gif I picked stopped before they actually fucked messed his whole face up. I liked the first DeadSpace better.

I assume they just scissor with women like lesbians also lots of oral and accessories but I dunno

I .... uh apparently didn't watch the entire gif when I post it. I did NOT know it was a really bad mess up. I'mma go spoiler tag that

Happy Birthday! ..... again but only in this thread too

I thought about Lasik but I don' t think I'm a good candidate, nor do I think I could sit through the procedure without being sedated. I'm crazy afraid of putting anything in my eyes. I give my Optometrist crap every time I go in and she wants to dilate my eyes. It took every ounce of strength in me to use eye drops. This was probably the scariest thing about DeadSpace 2 for me

When I clicked into this thread at work .... I wasn't ready for any of this

Planning additional vacation makes me feel better. I like vacationing and vacation planning. I hope you find something you like to do to break you out of your rut. I'm a creature of habit so its a little difficult for me to adjust to doing things on the fly without it being planned, but sometimes thats what I need.

I used to cross my legs like a man when I was little so that didn't work on me eventually they just stopped making me wear skirts.

Keeping both your feet on the floor means don't have sex You wont be on your back with your feet in the air having missionary sex if you keep both your feet on the floor

I haven't heard that one, but whenever I wear dark colored fingernail polish she says its the devil

Happy Birthday!

He knew it was about to go down! Lmao I dunno maybe he likes you

Knock them down and knife the fuck out of them. Ive gone through 3 combat knives as Leon before I completed the goddess statue

I never understood why they bring you the lobster alive. It would make me want to eat it less. Please madame spare my life! I cant eat shellfish anyway but if I could I wouldn't want to look into its eyes before it gets boiled alive

I feel like this is the exact plot to Taboo Charming Mother ... only of course the mom is like oooh nooo Im so embarrassed you caught me and my vibrator having us time .... and then he finishes the job I could see the hentai in my head but I was trying to Google the name of it with a description and an image search .... I found it .... but it was some work lol