Vamped

Im awkward as fuck .... so thats like asking me if I want to eat or be homeless

.... well .... I mean .... there are things to do If you like Elvis or Dolly Parton

We cant be friends because Im barefoot as soon as I get home

I bought a pair when I was recovering from spraining both my ankles. They felt good but now I only wear them to take out the trash

I dont really like other peoples feet either but Im cool as long as they dont touch me with them. I also dont like people touching my feet. I could really go for a pedicure and a foot massage right now ... but I feel weird having someone's hands on my feet.

..... what the fuck man?! As a Tennessean, I feel personally attacked. Im writting a letter to my racist senator as we speak.

Ms. Frizzle

Lol Wasnt a joke

Because somebody has to have disadvantages for there to be advantages? your dad probably has a little dick too

I dont know that lady's life but I swear Id get my tube tied. 8 kids?! Fuck ... just take both my ovaries out

I would have been really disappointed if Purdue didnt attempt it

I graduated highschool in 2007 ..... fuck im old

Dammit @Mr Owl

Im too sensitive to go to jail. Jail would break me

>.> As an accomplice to a toddler stealing cookies out of Walmart .... I just want you all to know..... this past weekend me and the miniature were buying shoes at a Shoe Carnival and he was behaving so well the entire time. I paid for the shoes and as we were walking out of the fucking door I hear one of the sales people go uuuuhhh .... but I kept walking. This kid casually walked out the door with a tootsie pop that I did not pay for nor knew he had. When we got to the car I was like .... whaaaat the fuck. I dont even know when he picked it up because I swear his hands were empty when I was putting away my card.

.... I have this exact thought every time I imagine hearing something odd in my car

Im not really worried about weight as much as I wanna firm up some areas. I could do that pretty easily if I got back into swimming like I was. Im just being lazy and using work, this graduate program, and single motherhood as excuses not to participate in self care. My self care has gotten pretty bad since I released the miniature

post clean assholes .... bitch

only bleached assholes pls

What kind of pimp are you?!

This thread requires a pussy pic less photogenic pussy

Sounds like a Chippendales show

I hope you feel better

I turned the notifications off. I know the birthdates of the people I care about