Vamped

Im especially annoyed because I paid all this money just to be irritated. And I just paid 30 bucks for ibuprofen, gingerale, and chips ...

Regretting the decision to go on this trip with these people

Braless hugs.

=_= got back to my hotel room at midnight but it was like 2am my time ... im literally still in the bed. I might be in the bed all day. Did too much on my trash ankle. Already put the do not disturb sign out

Im sorry to the cab driver I offended yesterday when I gave him 31 dollars thinking the fare was 26.73 and I was giving him a tip ... then I got offended when he lost his shit. >.> I didnt see the total was 30 after they added taxes I am so sorry.

Happy Birthday

Have not encountered a situation where baby wipes have not been useful. Theres a pack in my purse right now.

Lmao! Never. I was over my nervous poops. Around this time I was regretting trying to be cute because the shoes I was wearing had no support and my ankle was swollen. Thank the gods there's a Nike store in Cesar's Palace.

I was doing everything I could not to use the bathroom on the plane. Actually probably messed me up yesterday. I think I ended up dehydrated and got this crazy cramp in my leg in the middle of the night. Gotta find a banana somewhere today. The goal today is to hydrate between alcohol.

I hate all the Jennifers at work

Hope you feel better. Showers always help me relax. Also inhaling lavender

Lol its just falling out of me

So .... just made it to my room ... and it appears Im all out of poop. >.> My room sucks though. My friend and her husband's room is sweet. Jet tub jacuzzi .... mine .... is dark ... and the mismatch chair ... makes me itch GODDAMMIT

I hope all that college education makes it tastier

Welp. Im pooping chocolate milk so ... I dunno. TMI

I meant to post this as like 4am. There was nobody in the bathroom but me ... pooping out all my guts

You still constipated? XD I heard anal sex will unstick you but I dunno. I dont do buttstuff

Im not scared shitless yet though. Prolly got like 3 more poops to go

Pretty much. Im afraid to eat anything until I get where Im going. Gotta take one more flight XD

My butt >.< I have had 5 preflight poops >.<

His neck is there, its just thick as fuck .... I think

Well I can't. The amount of stress and nonsense between my job, school, and internship. Id be answering the phone like ..... bitch WHAT?!