Vamped

Asseffect

Metal Gear Solid 3: Ass-eater

>.> thats about what time Ieft my internship. All 3 of my clients today were asleep so I was like .... Imma head out

Oh shit I was hoping Dik Dik Van Dik made it in this thread XD

I had a baby/newbord/toddler when all the cool movies came out so Im so far behind on everything

So a long long time ago Zeus was cruising for pussy per usual and came upon one of Hera's priestesses Io. Against better judgement he was like .... bang one of my wife's priestesses? Fuck yeah. So he changed into a cloud and fucked around but then Hera was like .... I THINK NOT so to throw Hera off of his fuckery, he transformed the girl into a cow and was like .... yo Ive never met this cow before in my life no lie. So Hera, knowing he's lying is like .... oh yeah? Well this is a great lookin' cow. I want it. So Zeus guilty as shit is like.... oh sure you can have it. So Hera takes the cow and has Argus, who has an assload of eyes all over his body, watch it to make sure she doesnt poof back into a bitch at any second. So Zeus is like.... yo Hermes go steal my side chick back from my wife. So of course Hermes does what he's told... I mean who says no to Zeus. So Hermes works some hodoo music magic shit and puts Argus to sleep .... erhmmm ... then y'know murders him in his sleep for following orders and sets Io free. So Hera is like .... godfuckingdammit!!! >.> but what can she do to Zeus? So she puts all of Argus' eyes on her favorite bird the peacock or some shit. Great reward for being MURDERED IN HIS SLEEP but whateves right? I think Io just kinda roams around for a little bit as a cow and then eventually meets back up with Zeus who changes her back into a woman ... eventually

=_= still haven't finished Infinity War

My ancestry dna kit came back 50% Great Britain & Wales, 50% Africa <1% North Icelandic Icelandic something It keeps shifting African countries of origin though

Had this gyro bowl platter thing in Vegas Shit was great

Never really got into Norse mythology >.> Greek or Egyptian I can help with

Well these special effects are terrible

.... are you sucking dick in a wind tunnel? Headband

Living the college dream! XD

Quick use tackle

What are you doing?! Get up and kill it!!

Cant. He already said he's siding with the aliens after everything that happened in Independence Day

When the tentacle monster talks

Cs GET DEGREES

DeadSpace

I called out of work this morning because my kid was sick ... my manager just texted me to ask if I mind working tomorrow >.> Really ..... I guess my kid just stops being sick at 5pm Friday Pfft work on Saturday? I still have a 4hr patient visit on Sunday and you want me to work tomorrow ? ... no fucking way

Maybe fart or something. Thats what I do

I dont think Ive ever seen pubic hair on the dudes XD Or noticed it

I tried it. I was gonna try and give it another chance but I never got back around to it.