Vamped

So ... you're gonna watch them smash too?

So ... when you figure out the difference let me know

What's the difference

Disagree with the last part. If you are seriously interested in dating a single parent, you're courting the kid(s) too. Their kids are always going to come before you and eventually be incorporated into your time together. I would never advise anybody to go into dating a single parent like dating a childless person.

Gonna take the miniature to his first preschool swim lesson Praying that this isnt a disaster. I could get in the pool with him during the baby and me classes .... this time its just him, the other preschoolers, and the teacher

Yeah .... Im sure he's wonderful and all but being a single parent and trying to date is hard. And I know if I didnt have a kid I probably wouldnt be potentially trying to be a step mom some day

>.> Where do I enter motherlode so I can start winning at life?

Had to catch a bus between terminals and squeeze between two old dudes .... but I dont even care. IM HOME. Ive never been so glad to see TN in my life. The miniature is sleep. He slept through my kiss/sugar assault

If you flip it over and it says "Drop off that dick" It was me .... test printing business cards

Diana Troy in Star Trek.

I was thinking about taking a class when I get my life where I want it to buy a home >.> Or a condo

Milfs in sweat pants would be a relief after all the naked ass pretending to wear clothes in vegas I have seen =_=

Gonna get up, shower, and play a slot machine then get some brioche for breakfast

Whole Foods probably

I always like to tell those super bible thumpers that like to act proud because they can recite bible passages at me for no reason that the devil can do it better lol

Delta both ways

I actually had some solo things I had planned to do while they were doing couple stuff. Unfortunately I aggitated my trash ankle trying to keep up with them. Everybody else in the crowds are walking at a cool tourist pace but my friend's husband literally takes off like a shot and doesnt care if you're behind him or not. My friend knows about my ankle but she just kinda leaves me too to keep up with her husband I should have just stopped early and tended to it on my own but I didnt want to be a buzzkill ... until it got crazy swollen and I had to pull her to the side to show her. Had to go purchase some sneakers to get the swelling to go down. It was cool the second day, until I was running to catch up with them again ... and I could barely walk to my bathroom that night. Yesterday was the day I was gonna do all the things I wanted to do and I couldnt. It kinda made me pretty sad actually. This whole trip, they havent really compromised and did anything I wanted. After I worked my ankle out enough to walk, I once again went with them where they wanted and regretted it then had to go back to Cesar's Palace on my own while they did something I was too irritated to smile through. Im on my own today for the flights back home so ... I get to do what I want .... in the airports Fuck ... sorry for the rant

About to go to sleep so I can anxiously worry about maneuvering my way through LAX for this connecting flight

.... accidentally match my granny panties to my sports bra?

No idea if its actually in there or not lol

I heard Scar's song is not in the new Lion King and Im too disappointed to watch it

It would probably have been better if it was another person. Im here with a couple... they're just being kinda inconsiderate and I miss the miniature. This is the 2nd trip Ive taken this year that I regret