Vamped

The raping part seems like extra work ... Prolly skip that part

Im pretty sure I have it on Steam. I think they gave it away for Xmas once. I just gotta remember my login stuff but Im down.

I haven't played L4D in soo long. What are y'all playing it on?!

.....shhhh We all know. This is the joke my guy

Lol half eaten

Good Gawd please be a lie

Have your cat spot me. We're friends. We go way back like waaaaay back

I have like ..... some fruit punch gum and some chick-fil-a sauce in my purse

I tried it. I think I gave it 3 full episodes to impress me. The story wasn't strong enough to keep me interested and I don't like the characters enough to find out what happens. I let it run on autoplay in the background while I did some work.... but I didn't too much care for it. It kinda feels like they're trying to incorporate so much stuff from other anime that it loses itself in the process.

nah. we were just up late last night drinking and watching Netflix. clearly somebody can't hold their liquor fuckin pussy

the shellfish is too close to the non shellfish for me to eat any of this confidently that I wont die.

I got so much shit from one of my friends for talking shit about Joel Osteen .... I was like ... wtf?! Like it came out of the blue and the next thing I knew she was at one of his .... "concerts" or some shit

Forgot my usual granola bar and banana >.> Went to to the snack machine and got a honey bun All the regret .... All the instabeetus. Me as I'm eating .... fuck why is this so sweet .... can't stop I'm hungry and I already paid for it

This ... this is the line XD as soon as clothes start coming off

I literally shout GET IT GRANNY!! YA LOOKING GOOD GIRL!!! or YOU GOT IT GRAMPA!

They don't have to actually look good. I just do it because they're old and out there putting in work XD

I WONT! How else will Granny knows she lookin' good?! also Gramps

I sometimes do that to old people I see out with their sweat bands on.