Vamped

I feel like we had this on sega genesis and The Little Mermaid

Because real life scientists werent as lazy?

>.> I actually think if anybody is to blame for Pokemon saying their names, it would be the scientist or whoever first discovered them. Scientist: .... hmmmm what do we have here? Animal: pikachu ... pika Scientist: .... well shit ... Pikachu it is.

=_= Go to work, do your job, go home. Fuck those people

Those lame KY vibrators are in all the pharmacies, Target too

How dare she?!

I dont think craigslist has those anymore. Its a shame too. Those were pure comedy gold

>.> Except the washer and dryer, i feel like all these things Walmart has

The head old office lady claims music distracts from work so we can't listen to anything but training videos. Our last senior manager wouldnt let us have earbuds and nobody has tested the new one yet

People dont deal with trauma the same way. People choose various maladaptive coping mechanisms drugs, alcohol, sex, and food to name a few. Depression can make you want to give up.

Theres a lot of trauma in their backgrounds too. Sexual abuse and mental illness is a common theme. I know Ive seen a few where they were big but mobile and then one injury or one hospitalization and they never got back up

Vanquishing evil it is then

Just because you can buy the food with SNAP benefits doesn't mean its good for you. Plus plenty of them have additional sources of income and food from family and friends and being disabled. Also .... those people eat a shit ton. You just haven't watched it enough. Have breakfast made by a family member, get second breakfast from fastfood (maybe third breakfast), snacks, dinner, 2nd dinner, dessert. I've literally seen a woman eat 3 whole meals from Arby's in one sitting.

>.> I'd still do all that stuff ... in addition to the sex

I've been tired since the beginning of August. These 12 hours workdays and waking up at 3am is killing me

I feel like I took something like that but it was for the ACT in 7th grade.

also insurance

ehh I'm kinda over porn. Even the hentai almost almost

WHAT?! OBJECTION!

>.> ..... what are we talking about? Video Games? Pretending to be an athletic white man with magic powers killing monsters and sleeping with sorceresses seems plenty more fun than my life Would I wanna do this for real? Probably

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman

The government acts in your best interest at all times There are no aliens in Area 51 The moon landing was tots real George Bush cares about black people