Vamped

just sleep with a bunch of white dudes and then kill them and then absorb all of their privilege through your hooha then you'd be unstoppable BAM! Supervillan

spoiler tag your porn shots

Who told them this was a good idea?!

Probably going to kill a rodent or herald an alien abduction

I dunno Every morning on my way to work, I yell to myself GODDAMMIT STOP BEING POOR!!! So far I haven't taken my own advice

I just buy hummus

Thank you

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Didn't they actually do this on an episode of The Office?!

Jesus ... these are those people from that Flat Earther documentary on Netflix. Gawd they gave me headache

Its probably just my kid. My mom didn't believe me either so she asked him herself and he yelled SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS!

I've always wanted to see what happens if you take Morinth instead. Samara's got like religious vows so I'm not mad about not being able to romance her. Plus she probably only likes other Asari since she's responsible for all the Ardat Yakshi. >.> However the amount of cleavage for a warrior nun is pretty outrageous

He likes socks with animal faces on it because when I put them on his feet we make the animal noises or sing the Baby Shark Song if its a shark

He's never been enthusiastic about Xmas. He just got sorta interested in politely tearing the wrapping paper last year. He had some fun with the Hungry Hunrgy Hippos and Go Fish .... but then he's like I PLAY OVERWATCH NOW?! OVAWATCH!!! O'WATCH!!

well you're gonna have to take my word for it because I'm not uploading a video

No idea what I'm getting the miniature for Xmas no idea at all I asked him what he wanted and everything. He said "SOCKS!"

So you slept with the person they explicitly warned you not to sleep with... and died

So .... uhm .... are you high .... or .... what?

No idea what you're talking about but when the Asari get here. Im down to Smash

I only started reading Lore Olympus because I kept seeing the fucking ads. >.> Does Jim Henson mean they're going to be puppets like the Dark Crystal because I will vomit lmao

I dunno what you're talking about my professors still use this template

As much as I love Autumn and Winter, I need May 6th to get here NOW

The miniature has one last swim lesson so Ive challenged myself to start going to the school pool whenever I leave my internship early