Vamped

No! I'm tired and I wanna go home! But I also still want money

I fucking wish.

>.> racists. All cats are bad luck

Trying to soak off a gel manicure from September

But wolverine's claws are retractable.... plus his dick will grow back

The whole city here is hype for ESPN College Game Day. Im excited too but I can't go because its super crowded and I dont wanna take the miniature into all that Yay parenthood

We're gonna put on onesies, bake cinnamon rolls and cookies from scratch, watch all those shitty claymated Xmas movies and Its a Wonderful Life with hot chocolate, and possible have responsible protected festive sex .... IN DECEMBER when its appropriate!!

Indeed

This isnt about attraction, this is revenge. YOU FUCK THAT OLD MAN AND YOU FUCK HIM GOOD!!

No. You fuck her mom and then her dad

I tried but I couldn't really get into One Piece.

FedEx has ruined Xmas for me. I dread it every year and they start talking about PEAK in August

They're talking about playing it in the office. I'm putting in my fucking ear buds.

Amazon Prime Music it is

Lots of old people say you need to have kids so they can take care of you when you get old, but having kids doesn't guarantee that they will want to take care of you. There's a bunch of patients that have nobody and its sad, but there's also some people with kids, and their kids are just not shit so ... they're still alone

woah there ... balls are gross

I'm just not into card games. There's like one part in the DLC that makes you play it and I was just like ... fuck take my money then.

I never wanted kids either. I thoroughly enjoyed the single life and my OB wouldn't tie my tubes when I asked initially because I was too young. Then she wouldn't tie my tubes after my c-section. I love my kid, but ..... do not recommend

I played for the story so I'm not changing the difficulty or playing Gwent

Then touch the VCR, VHS, and case

tough break nerd