Vamped

I feel like those sims are gonna hold some grudges

That you were hungry and they were also a little hungry too ..?

... doesn't...let you read her boobs?

Waiting for all this mucus to leak out of me or thin out enough to stay comfortably inside Miiight have to take another sick day from my real job ... but I have an appointment scheduled at my internship ... unless she cancels again... which she has for the past month >.> but now that Im legitimately sick, she'll probably want to keep it.

9:00am is nothing. Try 3:00am ... thats fucking stupid

Id never want to be gerbil ... I dont want the possibility of becoming a butt gerbil...however slim my chances are

Pandas - primarily motivated by snacks, will choose snacks over bear secks

I thought with your extensive noodle knowledge you could confirm

Ahh the first inklings of spring. No wonder I feel awful Pondering calling in sick

You mean theres no hot singles waiting now?!

Where else would we be? Out living real lives?

Just prepping you for what happens

Just lay there and let the nurse fondle a nipple

Calculators and Google

What's the joke?!

@Naraku4656 pls confirm

Lunchables and caprisuns for everybody!!

If its the end why would I get my shit together now? Feels like I should be doing the opposite

How are all of you people short?!! What is this shorty squad nonsense?!

I feel like thats where you go to pick up prostitutes Or .... is it the Red Roof inn? One of them ..... You can definitely pick up prostitutes at one of them, if not both.

Not for the TSA