Vamped

Its okay, old people like stale cake

So .... do we get to come over for the house warming? I'll bring booze and fancy Tupperware.

>.> What ... are you trying to put in it?

I shoot to be open minded but then I also I have my suspicions. I didn't trust the camo from the start

I don't know what this means but I don't think people will be honest about the dirty things they did to get promotions.

Well look at you adulting to the maximum.

Try to hold out for one of those sexy cyborg bodies Ghost in the Shell promises. Your boobs will stay perky so matter how little you wear bras during crime fighting

..... the brave little toaster ....

You mean Im not really incognito?!

I actually realized how I brain farted in this thread this morning XD

No idea but Ive gotta give props to the blonde one. Im sure its hard holding on to a top spot with all the other ones looking like teenagers

I havent been to a hockey game since our minor league team officially changed their name and moved to Mississippi for realsies.

But then itd be extra awkward with the extra effort if she still didnt want it =_= Then he'd have to die right there on the counter before wearing his new shoes

I think I saw the commercial for that maybe awhile ago but I think the one I saw was about a little girl getting getting abused or something

Im waiting for scientists to make super realistic sex robots with evolving AIs that eventually end up trying to overthrow mankind for all the nasty dirty things the men make them do. This eventuality amuses me. I expect to be safe because I plan to treat mine with respect and dignity. I say please and thank you to Alexa.

ON THE COWS >.> AND IN MY PANTS

=_= I want fancy breakfast and maybe a fancy coffee but Ive got hospice duties today

I feel like reheating lasagna is okay in the microwave I mean ... if its bombass lasagna in the first place

But you didn't do anything but internally panic ... so what did you practice?

Woah .... I guess the US can still be number one in something

Feeling drunk, might delete later