Vamped

I am fucking exhausted and pissed. Then these Karens (sorry Mthor) Jennifers ... I swear its these bitchy white women that are just angrily whinning all fucking day. I AM SORRY YOUR PURSE IS 2 DAYS late WE ARE DOING OUR FUCKING BEST I have crawled through so many trailers I might as well as be a warehouse worker Sorry ... that was a rant

Would ... you like ... be in a three way relationship with the Shaman then? I'm imaging that part in that movie "Her" where computer Scarlet Johanson hires a lady to act as her body so she and Joaquin Phoenix could have sex

Me watching My 600lb life and 90 Day fiance

I miss being able to go out and sit INSIDE a resturant and even if I didnt want to go, I miss having the option. I also kinda miss not having mild anxiety when people get closer than 3 feet.

When you get tired of being alone .... just imagine being super tired and finally getting to go to sleep and just when you hit the good sleep ... you get smacked in the face by a small human that whispers to you .... I have two eyes and two hands .... then immediately goes back to sleep and you just lay there ... smacked awake.

But does Lumiere get a say in the marriage ?

Im sorry, I thought you said you wanted to be little spoon this time

Anything from R. Kelly. Ignition came across my Amazon sound track the other day and I was like ALEXA HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!

woah .... who hurt you today?

I hate how much those puppets look like those people. Munch is fucking spot on

Grainger is stingy as fuck right now

I just spent 6 years getting some alphabet soup behind my name I damn well better get a job in my major. So I can get some more alphabets behind my name.

Atleast you're never out of work long. I was/am having some anxiety about changing jobs but now job prospects in general look kinda sad.

Ive still got a load of flushable wipes Fucking Walmart went up on the price though. Its 6.52 now for a 5 pack.

I really miss Charmin .... this fucking Scotts tissue ... can go kick rocks

They'll just sedate you and roll you straight down to the morgue for processing

I dunno ... I probably wouldn't want to go to a hospital right now either.

Was it a Ford dealership because I swear I saw one too?!

yamcha .... XD

Hey ... I found that bra! I'm sorry for derailing your thread

Stay tuned to find out if I get fired over my vending machine chicken salad sandwich but ... now that I've eaten it, I feel ... less guilty. So maybe its the worms ... or I've accepted my life as a villain.

Its just a freezer with little doors. You take it out and then there's a little register where you go to pay.

I mean .... I ate it so they're probably paying me in worms hopefully its the helpful kind in Futurama