Vamped

Self Made (the madam CJ Waller series) >.> Blair Underwood is in it doing what Blair Underwood does best

>.> Ahem .... She-ra and the Princesses of Power Tiger King Watership Down Terrace House Beastars (caught my mom watching it and she was like .... well this isnt Zootopia XD) 100 Humans lol All the Star Treks

Almost time to watch Church online in my pajamas and pretend like its unusual for me

>.> That house was .... sketchy ... might wanna call CPS - I mean Happy Easter!

I just dont want it to get in. I HATE them. As long as I dont happen upon it, Im fine. I literally turned off everything and was tired and then bam .... my mortal enemy!! Gonna wake up tomorrow and get my brother to make salt traps

I ... was just about to go to sleep but I ... went to open my window and there was a slug starring back at me from the outside Jesus I hope it cant get in >.<

Prefer Moana 13 days straight than Frozen. We watch the shit out of Moana

.... but why goldfish crackers?!

are you saying he had sex with it?

Finally got my foot massager Oooh baby

No whataburgers here

Didn't find the underwear in my room. I told you, there's no way they could pin that one on me

I have a few more minimum conditions that need to be met

well ... this is why you aren't on the committee

I have nothing against prostitutes or prostitution just be your own pimp. Ill be damned if Im sucking all the dick and then giving the money away.

I mean one of my friend's mom would let her kids have sex in the house. She said she felt better knowing they were at home and not in the streets. >.> But then ... she allowed her kids to call her by her first name too so ... I dunno

Could not be under a blanket unless you wanna sit next to my mom

You know where me and any boyfriend would have been in that scenario? Watching the goddamn Spanish soap operas with them.

How are y'all comfortable messing around in your parent's house? I could never

Is it because you were expecting somebody to complain about you eating beef and nobody showed up yet?