Vamped

I just came here to re-emphasize how much I miss Charmin. There wasnt even any scotts. I didnt think you could do worse than scotts but this super generic tissue feels like Im wiping with notebook paper T.T even the tissue at work is better

>.> So he can follow his old route back into the house ?

Carol Baskin

All the cool cats and kittens?! o.o

Im awake because I have the sleep schedule of an old person even on the weekends XD

I was only awake because there was a cat screaming outside my window XD I threw some chicken tenders at it and went back to sleep. I just hope it doesnt come back for more tomorrow T.T

You're welcome

That's what they said way back in the olden days with Happy Tree Friends

Maybe you need super hero underoos to distract everybody from your high definition man bulge

Well keep up with your training. Be the best power you can be

Sure indeed

>.> she hurt his feelings? Is the only explanation i can come up with for all this extra effort

So .... have you been practicing?

Doubt whatever you're attempting to do would ruin her marriage. Theres clearly already problems and her fiance probably already found out and gave her an ultimatum. You dont usually go from casually dating someone while simultaneously browsing tindr to all of a sudden I have fiance. Plus if you dont care as much as you say why go through all the trouble

Oh shit Do you have meningitis or are you using it as an example?

Oh gawd .... not the hotdogs?! T-T

Oh Im legit scared now

The only weird food thing that I have with food that I can think of right now is about peanutbutter. I can NOT eat peanutbutter if somebody went in the jar and stabbed at it at odd angles or with a fork. It has to be smooth on top for me to eat it. I will take a spoon and scoop out the whole top layer until its smooth again before I can proceed to eat any of it.

Cant. We're not supposed to get that close

I dont ... but I do?

One of those times my mom was like ... is that a grown ass man with that girl?! XD

Bye Happy Birthday!