Vamped

>.> Either this is a men's thing or ... I'm just way too involved in home furnishings (probably the 2nd one) I just buy the whole livingroom suite at once. You get all the stuff, plus a free TV and dudes to deliver it ... and like you give them a cold gatorade and like 20 bucks and its over. Nothing makes me feel more like an adult

D'aww. How nice! Giving back to your community ❤️

>.> But what kinda furniture did you get? Was the furniture part of the joke too? You can't joke around with home improvement, I get really invested.

The plot thickens

I have never left my underwear at a dude's place.

So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone.

I dunno what you think you read but I did not intend to suggest my mom is out collecting dick before the sun comes up. I assume she's at my grandma's grandpa's house and not polishing somebody's balls. >.> But she's an adult and I dun really wanna know

Do you? She never said it was her doctor, she said a doctor so now I'm kinkily suspicious

But are they paying while you stay home nervous?

>.> how would you know its not mine?

My grandpa loses his shit literally and figuratively so one of spends the night over there sometimes She's definitely not out being unladylike. "There's no reason to be out past 2am, nothing's open after 2am but legs"

Now I can go to bed knowing my asshole is like a snowflake XD

Need some green ones In my old age Ive found i really enjoy brussels sprouts

One of the vendors that cleans our facility started coughing around the corporate offices upstairs and somehow they found out she had a sore throat. They asked her to go home but she said she couldnt afford not to work. They threatened to terminate the whole vendor contract if they didnt get rid of her. So ... she's gone

You need vegetables somewhere in there. I anticipate this will be the easiest Easter ever. No super extra church services, awkward family dinners, no traumatic flash backs of hot combs and lace socks .... or itchy stockings. Wonderful.

This is exactly how it sounds in the bathroom at the nursing homes Ive been too XD

This is a bad time for allergies. You cough once and they call security.

Feel free to post other committee announcements

No one has stepped forward to claim the discarded boob holsters yet. Ive worn sports bra until literally this year so its definitely not mine from before my boobs grew and my mom and sister have had tits galore since forever. The cups are way too small to belong to them. >.> I suspected maybe my brothers girlfriend but I didnt wanna just be like YO DOES THE BRA LOOK FAMILIAR?! Ya girl forgot she had a bra on when she came over? This is what we do now at moms house? Mom's out, tits out?! .... at like 4 in the morning. Last time something like this happened it was a pair of foreign panties ... that did not go well. Couldnt pin that one on me because everybody knows I only wear panties for grannies XD

Hey no way .... those fictional dudes are fiercely loyal.

well if it does, its not a boyfriend of mine XD

I mean ... I'm not going to wear it. Plus I invested in some real bras this year when they were on sale so it was like 44.50 a bra so I know specifically what kind of bras I bought and this one definitely wasnt one of them. I can say that since I started wearing the real bras I do feel like 32% sexier

This morning at approximately 4:17am I encountered a foreign bra in my bedroom. Being the person with the smallest boobs in the house I can only imagine they assumed it was mine. It however, does not belong to me ... ....... so .... WHOSE GODDAMN BRA IS IT?!

Hey thanks! I've been pushing the button twice. Honestly it shouldn't matter because its rare I finish my mug but still ... XD