Vamped

I agree! I appreciate and care about almost everyone's wellbeing and life developments I hope you can get a break soon

Makes me wanna replay it because I dont remember the little details. I remember the big stuff.

I saw something on the news about people getting "Hero" bonuses or something. Is that what it is? We have gotten .... uhm .... well ... we got .... GLOVES! yes! we have gloves!

I feel like part of the problem is some people are idiots and the other part is the politicians have ulterior motives for not issuing statewide/ nationwide shelter in place orders. They had an article on CNN about our governor not issuing stay at home orders yesterday and then later that day he issued the order. He said something about not wanting to take away anyone's personal liberties. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to stay at home when there is a disease out there killing people. I guess its easier to ignore if you're not in one of the hard hit areas.

Doubt anybody can see you, but if they wanna look as I luxuriate I dont even care.

those wicker baskets and folded towels in the first one is really ... doing it for me.

What?! .... no! Plus there's no way in my dream bathrooms

I haven't used the official squatty potty but I got curious and the miniature had a little paw patrol potty that transformed into a little step to help him get on the big potty >.> I used it (the step, not the potty) .... poops just dropped out

If you're 30 until further notice then yes, yes I am.

Sleeps with my wife?! That fucking jerk. Ill definitely have to kill him now. From afar ...

I dunno man .... I feel like I was just 22 and then all of a sudden Im 30. I remember turning 25 >.> 30 is cool and all but Ill be 31 this year and now 30's is getting old fast so Imma just be 30 until further notice.

Im sorry you're dealing with so much. Sometimes letting yourself cry makes you feel better

Please share with us the secrets of moistening vaginas.

You had a choice not to listen to the golden oldies?!

Ahh ... I remember my first CD. It was Ricky Martin, Living La Vida Loca. I tried to fucking rewind it like a cassette tape.

Our dear Kudasai, he died as he lived. Tired of everybody's shit

Its okay. Everybody knows he's a secret agent.

Filled up my tank with 14 bucks and was like ... wait ... this isn't right

I guarantee you do, unless you have extraordinarily shitty antenna. They have it all the nursing homes I've been to.

If it makes you feel better, I have to listen to Daniel Tiger's neighborhood every fucking day. Now I find myself singing at random intervals throughout the day My favorite part is the tiger singing: RIIIDE ALLOOOONG!!

I know that they're shipping everything still. I just feel guilty about making somebody handle it and it isnt essential