Vamped

I was doing too much at work trying to be helpful. I sprained one but I let my senior manager convince me it was nothing so I kept trying to work on it until I couldn't put weight on either one of them. It was bad. I literally wanted to just crawl everywhere

I have 4 k cups in my desk at work. The old ladies keep bringing them to me to try but I never get around to it. When I remember its like 11 and I feel like its too late in the day.

Hold on to the rails. I can't/have a hard time walking down stairs without rails because Im afraid Ill fall. My balance is shit after I sprained both my ankles

When I did mine, the results came back on my birthday. I didnt opt for them to look for leaves or whatever I dont really want other people looking for me.

What is 54? Poop dance? XD Its really messing me up

58. A wall in the clouds 48. Dances with wolves 13. E.T? 38. Edward Scissorhands

9 is Driving Ms. Daisy

Prolly need @Doom Metal Alchemist for that

You should just marry Naraku(whatever those numbers are) and then you can pick all the lunches and he can pick all the dinners

Its not a real video game party until you put those DDR Max mats down or Just Dance

Thats how you get thighs and calves of steel

I like my vocabulary like I like my partners

I cant play an instrument ... thats not entirely true I can play twinkle twinkle little star on the cello .... but very poorly

No I asked first

Send nudes

>.> Was it Baby Shark Dodododododo?

Well this is not looking good for me. Spicy things make my ears burn.

The saddest thing Ive seen at the zoo was a eage habitat with a little net over it ... they just looked like they were miserable just thinking about flying.

I have never liked it. The skin on my arms and chest blister if I dont cover up

It was comfortable but I prefer things cold. I wont turn on the heat until it gets below freezing outside so ...

The fucking special effects in this ... top quality XD

Its too late the fucking wasps are out. Some bees too but I dont really mind them ... honey bees anyway ... those other little bitches ... the fat ones ... can kick rocks

Think I got too comfortable in hoodie season because Im irritated as fuck because its so stuffy. I went to walmart to buy a tower fan and I took it right to the self checkout and the lady monitoring and wiping down the scanners had the nerve to stand over my shoulder .... I guess to make sure I wasnt gonna stuff this big ass fan under my t-shirt and walk casually outside.

My post was not an invitation

I would like a foot massage and non dairy cookie dough ice cream if we're making requests