Vamped

Make sure to freshen up your butthole before you go

Im going to call 911 because Rick James is dead and Im clearly having a psychotic break

Smacking a baby with a brick?! XD Wat

Well ... they're not spiders so thats good.

Im just going to casually list my mistakes every few posts. Or not I dunno

Definitely would not have let my mom talk me into going to prom at the last minute because that dress was ass

Your mom's a hoe

Theres a few key decisions I would definitely not make again if given the chance

It really depends on what role I get.

Everything? Well mostly everything

It was going okay until I saw this gif and now I hate it

You get the purge

On episode 7 of the latest season of She-ra. Im mad at myself because Ive binged it today ... and also because my weird attraction to villains it totes illogical. Must be attracted to their villainous power Me looking at the new villain like: Also me: Why are you like this

Bro you may want to get those hands looked at by a doctor

I was looking for a gif to respond to this with ... I however stumbled upon this and I dont know what else to do with it

What do you think heels are?

Well mold makes more since than thinking it looks like some sort of torture machine you feed people through.... which is definitely not what I was going to make a weird joke about.

Its is however a lot of tentacles

Well I was going to say tentacles but it was already taken

I say Kaiyotes when Im trying to be annoying on purpose Its almost always preceeded by "Them There"

Boogers

I actually thought about becoming a mortician once upon a time XD