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There's a thread so now its everybody's business.

We are clearly not from the streets I also dont smoke with cigarettes

You could just watch one episode of My 600lb life and hope one of them is eating something similar so you can share in their delight.

Its fine. Digimon are better anyway

My dick pics are always better

I feel like Ive discussed all of my weirdness in the threads that I hijack.

Me: Squares?! SIR ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I WANT TO SMOKE MARIJUANA?

The facebook thing is a good idea. I set my profile to private and changed my name for similar reasons. I also started sending impressive dick pics back in response

Usernames?! You mean we weren't supposed to use our real names?! Oh ... fuck

Ehh ... I dont really think the message boards were a problem for me. I complain about being awkward alot but I'm fine being the weirdo I am. I doubt I could make myself an extrovert. I'd just immediately know what I wanted to do in college and probably would've stayed on campus somewhere instead of struggling so hard with night shifts and early morning classes. I think my overall goal would be to struggle less and not waste so much time. There are some key people I would know to avoid. I think out of everything avoiding those people would be the most important.

Bro .... alot is happening lately .... baking a turtle alive in the desert, reverting back to a 12 year old, having a psychotic break with Matt Damon and Rick James. I think Imma just go back to bed and go to sleep. or watch Ru Paul's Drag Race.

Uhm ...

.... well I guess I have no choice but to eat it after its done baking

I stop tracking my Amazon packages. Usually I just kinda look up and the Amazon guy is looking at me across the street ... and then I just awkwardly step outside in my pajama shorts and the exchange is done.

The Bee Movie

Took a mental health day from work. I dont think my cucumbers are gonna make it. Kinda looks like somethings been eating on my sprouts T.T