Vamped

Internet friendships?

I like my environment a cozy 69 degrees Dont turn on the heat until it gets below freezing. Cold? Put on your house hoodie.

I dunno man ...maybe you just had some bitter titties

Mine tasted like Nilla Wafers .... but like im pretty sure Nilla Wafers and peanutbutter was like 60% of my diet for the first 2 months after the miniature emerged

I really miss the fun of playing Left 4 Dead with cool randos I used to be decent at Smite but I haven't played in so long so now Im good and trash

I wonder if the kick was stronger than McDonald's Sprite

I feel like ... there should be a nip pic in there somewhere but I dunno why

I think I was an adult when I started peeping into Tiny Chat ... atleast I think so. I know the couple of times I turned my camera on I was in my own apartment. I kinda miss those tiny chats .... surprise tips and all

I know I was still in highschool because I remember staying up late and then getting up for school and being perfectly functional .... adult me cant make it to 10pm XD

Stop being cheap and turn on the air conditioning

Im just gonna skip asking for it and stuff your PMs full of peenies that dont belong to me.

What about Grindr?

Here's something

I'm not badass enough to test it. I'll probably drown in a drop

when remember you lied to your online girlfriend that you were taller than her at 5"2 and now you have to meet in person but then you remember you dont care because there's a lot more things for her to be disappointed in besides your height.

Im only using man pics now because Im hopeful that some people know Im a sophisticated lady by now.

I feel like I just associated everybody with their icons XD

I feel like I was 15ish when I started posting for real so maybe I was too old for the pedos danger radar

Maybe you should pray to sweet baby Jesus to get help from adult Jesus

I would actually like to know who the pedo was in all honesty

I like the last comment .... what grown man with good intentions I dont think a grown man with good intentions would be anywhere in this scenario XD

The seedy underbelly of ASMB. Do we need to protect Cau?