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  1. PenguinBoss
    A sugar daddy, as opposed to a bulky, black man making millions. Although, it does seems weird that he'd imply that like a bulky, black man making millions couldn't be a sugar daddy.
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    You're acting like you're the former.
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    You'll lose plenty of weight once you get to prison.
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    A septic tank
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    It's to weed out liars.
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    They can contort to fit into almost anything. I imagine you could just shove it in and it'd fit.
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    Milk, Milk, Lemonade
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    Like anyone here believes you have a friend.
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    They're partying because you're going away. >
  12. PenguinBoss
    Isn't she too old for you, anyway?
  13. PenguinBoss
    I don't subscribe to the belief that since I can only choose one option, that there's only one option to choose.
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    Xenogears

    PenguinBoss replied to Greeny's topic in Free-For-All

    It's good until they ran out of money.
  15. PenguinBoss
    Yeah, Minecraft went cross-platform a few days ago on Xbox One, PC, and Mobile. And it'll eventually be on the Switch, as well. But Sony was like "Nah, man."
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    You cropped out the "man bun." How considerate.
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    Yeah, I've heard that as long as you don't turn over or open your eyes that it's easier to continue, but I don't know how scientific that is.
  19. PenguinBoss
    I have a lot of Inception-type dreams where I "wake up" but I'm actually still asleep. I'm okay when I actually wake up, but I feel like I'm losing my mind in the dream.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZxgpRetFEo
  21. PenguinBoss
    He already did before, which means he went into his settings to take him off ignore for some reason.
  22. PenguinBoss
    When women orgasm, they secrete that blue stuff that barbers put their combs in.
  23. PenguinBoss
    Yeah, man, I'm 28. Just a shut-in.
  24. PenguinBoss
    Big ol' goose egg, baby.
  25. PenguinBoss
    Final Fantasy XI did it 15 years ago.
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