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PenguinBoss

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  1. A sugar daddy, as opposed to a bulky, black man making millions. Although, it does seems weird that he'd imply that like a bulky, black man making millions couldn't be a sugar daddy.
  2. You're acting like you're the former.
  3. You'll lose plenty of weight once you get to prison.
  4. A septic tank
  5. It's to weed out liars.
  6. They can contort to fit into almost anything. I imagine you could just shove it in and it'd fit.
  7. Milk, Milk, Lemonade
  8. Like anyone here believes you have a friend.
  9. They're partying because you're going away. >
  10. Isn't she too old for you, anyway?
  11. I don't subscribe to the belief that since I can only choose one option, that there's only one option to choose.
  12. It's good until they ran out of money.
  13. Yeah, Minecraft went cross-platform a few days ago on Xbox One, PC, and Mobile. And it'll eventually be on the Switch, as well. But Sony was like "Nah, man."
  14. You cropped out the "man bun." How considerate.
  15. Yeah, I've heard that as long as you don't turn over or open your eyes that it's easier to continue, but I don't know how scientific that is.
  16. I have a lot of Inception-type dreams where I "wake up" but I'm actually still asleep. I'm okay when I actually wake up, but I feel like I'm losing my mind in the dream.
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZxgpRetFEo
  18. He already did before, which means he went into his settings to take him off ignore for some reason.
  19. When women orgasm, they secrete that blue stuff that barbers put their combs in.
  20. Yeah, man, I'm 28. Just a shut-in.
  21. Big ol' goose egg, baby.
  22. Final Fantasy XI did it 15 years ago.
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