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PenguinBoss

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  1. You'll lose plenty of weight once you get to prison.
  2. A septic tank
  3. It's to weed out liars.
  4. They can contort to fit into almost anything. I imagine you could just shove it in and it'd fit.
  5. Milk, Milk, Lemonade
  6. Like anyone here believes you have a friend.
  7. They're partying because you're going away. >
  8. Isn't she too old for you, anyway?
  9. I don't subscribe to the belief that since I can only choose one option, that there's only one option to choose.
  10. It's good until they ran out of money.
  11. Yeah, Minecraft went cross-platform a few days ago on Xbox One, PC, and Mobile. And it'll eventually be on the Switch, as well. But Sony was like "Nah, man."
  12. You cropped out the "man bun." How considerate.
  13. Yeah, I've heard that as long as you don't turn over or open your eyes that it's easier to continue, but I don't know how scientific that is.
  14. I have a lot of Inception-type dreams where I "wake up" but I'm actually still asleep. I'm okay when I actually wake up, but I feel like I'm losing my mind in the dream.
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZxgpRetFEo
  16. He already did before, which means he went into his settings to take him off ignore for some reason.
  17. When women orgasm, they secrete that blue stuff that barbers put their combs in.
  18. Yeah, man, I'm 28. Just a shut-in.
  19. Big ol' goose egg, baby.
  20. Final Fantasy XI did it 15 years ago.
  21. Go tell dudeco
  22. Despite the way he acts, he's not a child. There is a zero percent chance that he doesn't understand the connotation of that word. And the fact that it's not his defense of that situation proves it. So please stop trying to play the intellectual and go back to just being blatantly racist.
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