PenguinBoss

As long as he cares too much about those sweet, sweet chemicals his brain produces, he won't.

http://unevenedge.com/free-for-all/47-u-s-c-223/ I assume this is in reference to his OKCupid conversations, and not his love of barely legals.

Yes, but only to the degree that most old people are.

Is this a serious question?

The fact that your movie tickets are half price.

I have to wait for you to be dating them? I'll never get a girl that way.

Thinking that "older" women are broken and that you're superior to young women is why no woman will go out with you.

You should get a job fucking Zeni.

What did you mix altogether with the carrots if you already drank the broccoli you put in before? YOUR STORY'S FULL OF HOLES, OLD MAN!

Is that how holograms work?

No, but I checked yesterday. That's good enough, right?

When I was younger, I would watch the Disney afternoon cartoon block and Toonami. Then Disney moved away from that and it was the WB and Toonami.

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I'm rockin' a hard 3"

Zenigundam Orange

I can't wait until she gets to the age where she hates you.

That's the only time I have sex

Except instead of where the dick normally is, it's in his mouth. I've seen the picture.

Rebecca...

Shouldn't you be getting double time by now?

You two should get married.

I liked it a lot. It seemed like it actually had a budget, unlike the first one.

That guy is an idiot, but goddamn he can vomit!

You're short and alcoholic, that's 2 strikes already. You gotta make up for that, and calling a woman a bitch ain't gonna do it. Actually, I think you're just doing it for whatever little attention you can get. Poor guy. Get help.