PenguinBoss

That's the only time I have sex

Except instead of where the dick normally is, it's in his mouth. I've seen the picture.

Rebecca...

Shouldn't you be getting double time by now?

You two should get married.

I liked it a lot. It seemed like it actually had a budget, unlike the first one.

That guy is an idiot, but goddamn he can vomit!

You're short and alcoholic, that's 2 strikes already. You gotta make up for that, and calling a woman a bitch ain't gonna do it. Actually, I think you're just doing it for whatever little attention you can get. Poor guy. Get help.

No, I haven't worked up the courage to ask you, yet.

There was one where the woman queefed during it. A good queef, too, with the pussy lips flapping and everything. I think the fact that they ignored it made it even funnier.

He's too busy chatting you up on OKC.

Oh, he doesn't pay child support anymore?

I don't need to have kids to know a drug abuser shouldn't have them.

I don't trust you to raise anything, weed included.

First off, he's never said that. He says he wants a 16-year-old girlfriend. And no, that's not the same. Secondly, that's the age of consent in his state, so even if he did say that, it wouldn't be illegal. So as long as he doesn't have naked pictures of her, he's not breaking any laws. Thirdly, it's Zeni. No girl will give him the time of day, not even an ignorant high schooler, much less send him naked pictures. So yes, Zeni is as creepy as he's ever been, but he's really just trolling along the line. And it's working on you.

You are pathetic.

No, I've never seen a cosplayer and thought "I bet they keep their property in proper working order and would definitely buy it from them should they decide to resell it."

grammar*

That's quite the leap you're making.

Constant validation

So desperate for love...

You really are wrapped around that little girl's finger. At least halfway, anyway.

P5 is just P4 2.0, so why wouldn't it get one?

If you think that I don't think Viper is a slut, you're sorely mistaken.

Certainly hope it's better than P4's.