PenguinBoss

Don't lie. You love being that guy. You get a hard-on by being that guy.

All you really have to do is count calories, which should be on everything you eat, anyway.

I'm genuinely curious how many people get on their high horse here, then talk shit somewhere else.

But it's spring

God, what a nightmare that would be for those maids.

Says the guy who replied -_'

I like how defensive you got over this because you couldn't think of anything to respond with. Honestly, what skin is it off your back to answer the guy's question instead of being an asshole?

That's double your target age, though.

That's true. Dead people can't feel guilt.

I think you do enough of that already.

The real packard wouldn't pay for a chiropractor. He'd pay some homeless guy $3 to hit him in the back with a baseball bat.

The Joker

If that were true, you could be banned.

I was confused at first. Then I realized I was confusing circle jerk with reacharound.

No, my body is gross and I'm not evil enough to subject others to it.

Aquarius/Snake

There's something to be said for picking your battles. Maybe he's lying and you're right, or maybe he's not and you're the bitch attacking someone whose friend (or at least acquaintance) died. Now, if you don't give a shit about that, that's fine. But it's funny that you would post like that in this thread, then the next day making a thread about how you're sad and wanting people to empathize with you.

All you're really doing is reinforcing what everyone already knows you are: An attention-seeking cunt.

That's right, we all think Mike was the better classic MST3K host.

Don't trust the chinamen.