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SwimModSponges

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  1. There are plans for one.
  2. Wisconsin. They're people.
  3. The sunlight was the best part.
  4. That light isn't plugged in. Its just sitting there until we decide where it goes. Also I am awake now.
  5. Dad and my sister (as a toddler) used to practically fight over who got the most out of a pound of raw beef.
  6. Where we're going, we don't need wheels.
  7. Because Wisconsin. https://www.wpr.org/cannibal-sandwiches-polarizing-and-misunderstood-wisconsin-tradition
  8. Its very smokey, you feel it in your chest.
  9. Watched parts of it, those parts were good.
  10. Probably oughtn't post pictures of Disney princess orgies (outside of df)... *looks them up anyways*
  11. This is probably your closest answer. Also, those guys aren't dinosaurs. They're aquatic reptiles. Thats like saying eels are alligators. Triassic critters were weird af; slapped right between two mass extinctions.
  12. I tip 20% because its easy to figure out. Bill less than $100? Take the first number, double it, then give them that many dollars. Also, fun fact- tipping in America started because businesses owners refused to pay black employees.
  13. Don't date co-workers; they're one space away from cow-orkers.
  14. When I say "Hey!" you say "Ho!" Ready? Hey! > Hey! > Yeah!
  15. a. There are six dolphins with 132 harpoons in them. (smallword+largenumber) b. Only 5 of them have died so far, but at least the four-hundred and seventy-seven people in the Inuit tribe will have enough meat to last the winter. (smallnumber+largeword) c. 189 of them have cancer; 12 of them will be dead within six months. (largenumber+smallnumber) d. It's the same in all three-thousand, five-hundred, and ninety-one igloos across the eight city states of the Inuit nation. (largeword+smallword) which of these sentences is gramatically correct?
  16. Everybody knows it. And don't sell yourself short. You are a god of creation. Your perception of this universe is entirely your own. Own that shit. Consume it, become it. YOU ARE GOD, AND SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED. MAKE THEM WORSHIP YOU.
  17. Lay me some smackdown, y'all.
  18. Pretty cool yeah. Did you know triceratops had quills?
  19. I don't need to, i know what its going to say. We've known about rex feathers for like 20 years now. Still cool though.
  20. Not a scary game, but the bonelords and greater bonewalkers from morrowind scared the hell out of me. Its not that they kill you, its that they destroy your strength with every hit. Now you've killed it and you can't move because you aren't strong enough to lift a foot. Have fun being imprisoned in a dungeon forever. Also, that alien game. Again, not super scary, but impossible for me to keep going after i die continuously in the exact same spot because that motherfucker is inescapable.
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