SwimModSponges

Long ago I swore an oath that should I ever meet another individual from here IRL we would have to fight to the death. Whether or not I can hold my own is irrelevant. I know that I must kill or be killed.

So, I've got a handful of friends, but they're pretty much all the wife's friends. I think it would be beneficial to potentially cultivate a group of my own. You know, just a group of like four or five people my same age with similar but varied interests. I would definitely want like one or two to be really outdoorsy/into fitness (but not to a huge degree). You know, like the kind of personality that would always nag you to come for a two mile hike on your day off. We've got some beautiful trails around here and I'm never going to see them if I have a choice in the matter. No sports though, fuck sports (unless it's LARPing in which case I am 100% in). I'm not a huge drinker; I'll gladly have a drink or two but my ideal night is not standing in a noisy bar. Prefer nonsmoker; if you vape that's cool just know that I'll be silently judging you. No dope heads, I'm trying to get out more, not hang out in my living room. Besides I don't like to share. Other ideal shared interests include but are not limited to: dinosaurs, PC gaming, drawing, and writing. Ideal other interests include but are not limited to: outdoors/fitness (as previously mentioned), music, comics, tabletop gaming, and LARPing (seriously, if you LARP you are pretty much guaranteed a spot in my entourage). I don't need a music dude, I've already got one of those and he's going to be hanging out with us too. I would prefer potential friends to be politically left-leaning; however any right-leaning individuals who are willing to be educated as to why they are wrong are welcome to apply. Preferred age range is 25-35.

Not the physical point of the structure, mind you; the reason for its existence. The dog bites down on the toy to make it squeak. Then, to make the toy squeak again, the dog loosens its grip to let the toy expand with air again. That's when you take it.

I got that going. RRR. Not sure what i would change it too.

I have no excuse.

Look at this fancy guy with his weed and his pool.

Ghosts are bunk.

She'll probably just post the picture of me climbing onto a chair to kill a spider that was in the corner of our bedroom one night. I was naked and my balls were all kinds of dangling.

We got new sheets a few weeks back- they're microfiber and very soft.

Dr. Girlfriend is going to be mad i posted this probably, but she wanted to know the statr of a pimple on her back.

Not allowed to ride in an SUV because they were top heavy and would roll over and kill me. "Need a ride home?" "Sorry, can't. that's an SUV."

Just got an ad for custom inflatables.

How is that Nunes memo working out for @Ginguy?

I've gotten several telling me to go buy guns.

When riding bikes, we had to go the opposite way of traffic. Because if you're biking and a car is behind you and they don't see you, you will be hit. If you're going the opposite way, you will be able to see the cars coming.

So a zookeeper is having all kinds of trouble making his dolphins behave. He talked to a zookeeper across town who said he had dealt with the exact same problem. To calm the dolphins, the older zookeeper had put some seagull hatchlings into the water with them. So the zookeeper goes back to the aviary at his zoo and picks up a handful of baby seagulls. Rather than taking the long way back to the dolphin tank, the zookeeper decided to take a shortcut through the lion exhibit as it was early afternoon and the cats (having just been fed) would be laying in the sun, paying too much attention to licking themselves to notice him walking past. The whole thing was going great until he was immediately arrested and charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises.* *I can't take credit for this joke, I read it on the internet like 17 years ago

Maybe she threw down with bobby flay.

she ate a whole lot of punches? Gotta teach that kid to dodge.

Did she win? How bad did she get roughed up? How bad did she rough up the other kid? Details.

Self portrait in blue:

... goddamn it.

But theres no way to order a full compliment of any of the samples. Its like getting a box full of random paint swatches and not being able to get a full can of paint. Infuriating.