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This is legitimately the best song I have heard in a long time.

I ate the whole goddamn thing.

wake&bake+leftover thanksgiving pie. picture from 2016

Cop shows are police-state propaganda.

I know you said "without looking," but I'm still going to ask to see a beer list. There are too many variables. Am I eating something with my drink? What am I eating? Is this a fancy establishment? At home? Is this a celebration? What time of year is it? Is this the first drink I'm ordering? I need context.

planet of the rapes

That's a lot of different locations for your fanfiction to take place on. What's the challenge the heroes will be facing?

I just trimmed the hedges and now my arms are all scratched up.

Tonight? *takes rip*

2 days of cleaning, 3 days of partying, and a day of cleaning.

Only took 3 days of pto, but the way i distributed it means i have six days off. Should be able to do that 4 more times before the end of the year if i play my cards right.

Which characters were the outfits supposed to portray?

I got my hair cut yesterday.

Lol, only four more years.

Elevators.

Light bulbs, lighters, spoons, needles.

You must burn down the royal family trees.

Well, she puts up with me so...

Just a low area; had a ton of snow in late winter so there was a huge amount of melt. Last apartment we were in, landlords let us put up a couple raised beds in the front yard and we grew a handful of veggies. I'd like to do something similar here. That island out in the middle there get good sunlight.