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SwimModSponges

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  1. 100% certain this will be his replacement:
  2. “All men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is mortal”
  3. Once when i was working at the porn store i had a trucker paying for something and a few pills fell out of his wallet. "Oh, thats not speed," he says. "Theyre vitamins" or something before taking one to show me it qas all on the up-and-up. I don't care dude.
  4. Imagine all your life they gave you apple juice and told you it was orange juice. If they gave you actual orange juice one day and said "hey, this is what orange juice actually tastes like," you would think it would taste weird.
  5. Start hitting the suggested word buttons on your phone for science. This was an experiment by the lower traffic standards for a dream that would have taken place at a baptism party and a half early in a bit more than I could be playing in a row.
  6. I asked about this once. Apparently a sizable percentage of them are spam bots and the like who have just been silenced, because if the actual accounts were deleted they would just come back. In reality there are exactly 146 of us here.
  7. It would taste how its supposed to taste. You only think it would be weird because you're used to fruit jello. Its like saying water tastes weird because it doesn't taste like pepsi.
  8. Y'all are getting dragged down by the details. Jello is made of animals, so it should logically taste like animals.
  9. Certainly not bones and hooves from fruit, that's for sure.
  10. I read this title as "LGBT eye doctor." Lol, queer eye.
  11. It doesn't translate well in text.
  12. I always thought the dude sounded kind of like Elmer Fudd. Maybe that's just me.
  13. They had an N64 with a whole bunch of games sitting down there. Also a ghost. Like, there was an old tv by the N64 and i saw a reflection of a dude standing behind me. I turn around of course and he is not there, but when i look back at the screen i see him duck back behind me so i only see a bit of him in the reflection. I turn around again and he's still not there, but i see him in the reflection still. I compliment him on being so stealthy and keep looking around for a bit, but it gets colder and i can tell the ghost wants me to leave. So i think about taking the N64 but i figure all the stuff i would need to grab with it would make it difficult for me to sneak around and stuff so i just go home. I wonder what it means?
  14. Ghostrek, would you please just do it already? It would shut us up once and for all, and more than that, it would be fun. Shit, you could interview me and add it to the review. That'll get you some views right there, director commentary and all that.
  15. Harry potter is a chode but he has a nice robe.
  16. Unwieldy beards are the best beards.
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