SwimModSponges

The last AvP game got terrible reviews*, and i mean it wasn't the greatest but it was still pretty good. They need to make another one though. *scratch that, looks like history has been kind to it- pretty much just the early reviews were bad.

I lose shit at work sometimes because i'm always getting called away in the middle of projects to do other projects.

"Hey, you guys know what's up with that bucket sitting there?" "Yeah, i don't know, its been there forever." "Well what's it got in it?" https://www.npr.org/2019/02/19/696001017/grand-canyon-museum-reportedly-had-buckets-of-uranium-sitting-around-for-18-year

Waiting for a reply in rants? Good luck, @Ginguy still hasn't told me how that nunes memo is working out for him.

I didn't microwave silverware. Or plastic silverware; which as previously stated melts I'm just saying, it would be nice if i could.

Million dollar idea right there.

someBODY once told me...

You're going to be a mon soon.

How's that Nunes memo working out for you?

*slaps you* Do not sell yourself short, mister. Everyone has skills and everyone has something to contribute to existence.

This will not get you a job. This is good; expound on it. State facts to back it up. How long have you worked for your current employer? Tell a story about a time when you went out of your way to assist a coworker. This is way too general. What does it mean to be a good worker? Don't say "You want me because I'm good," say "You want me because these are the things I've done that display my goodness."

What are your skills and talents? Sell me on @ghostrek. Make me love you

How did you get your current job?

What hires where you live?

I see the amish a few times a month or so.

I don't do the "coming at," I'm the boss villain; you have to get through my traps and henchmen before you reach me.

I would be contractually obligated to fight you.

I'll fight anybody.

From what I understand, the amish underground is shit you wouldn't believe.

Patrick Stewart. @ghostrek

to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

The grocery store i go to is a bit more expensive, but its a five minute walk away so convenience usually wins out. Also i just bought 12 chocolate covered strawberries for $50. Damn you Valentine's day.