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SwimModSponges

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  1. They're great until their mana reserves run dry.
  2. What we need to do is start eating people.
  3. What we should do is make sure all of the nations children are proficient with firearms; make gun training mandatory, harden our schools. We will have a nation of child soldiers; only then will we be safe.
  4. Big talk for a guy who would probably lose in a shootout with a child.
  5. Thats what i thought. Go back to your safe-space hug box and let the dangerous stuff like shools be handled by the armed children trained to kill.
  6. Oh so you're just intimidated by a child who is more man than you? That kid has it in him to engage and kill a person who is threatening him. Could you?
  7. Why do you want to take all the guns away? Do you want the terrorists to win?
  8. Not enough lines about the glory of the confederacy.
  9. Another win for salt.
  10. The correct response is to praise the boy's training. If only all children carried weapons as well as him.
  11. That's why your son will be shot and it will be his fault for not protecting himself.
  12. No, ark is just a mostly fruitless grind. JWE comes out in less than 2 weeks and i am orgasming.
  13. Im not joking, i take salt very seriously.
  14. Also idgaf what bethesda's doing right now; ive got dinosaur parks to build until we get skywind/blivion. Bethesda knows whats up, and theyre not going to release a new ES while their fanbase is still bringing new life to the old one. No point in competing against your fans.
  15. Salt is a legit reply: it is a food item that comes from the sea and is used in almost errthing. Therefore its my favorite
  16. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1198587090272427&id=253836934747452
  17. Salt. Can't live without it.
  18. You have to get the money first.
  19. Porn in which folks have sex with dinosaurs.
  20. Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls.
  21. Dinosaur porn is wonderful. In any case, I'm not sure whether the phrase "cookie cutter" applies to the porn or the addicts, and in either case I'm not exactly sure in what manner the phrase describes.
  22. https://imgur.com/o6TjOwJ
  23. If your grandpa has been hoarding minors since 1970, I'm pretty sure most of them will have reached the age of majority by now.
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