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SwimModSponges

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  1. Yeah i bet you would.
  2. I threw a stick in front of scoobdog's bike and fucked up his ribs.
  3. *doesn't read thread except for the title* Reminds me of a scene in XvAvP: Rogue was kidnapped by the aliens and when we show up to rescue her she has a pile of dead facehuggers next to her. They werent able to lay eggs in her chest because she drained their lifeforce as soon as they touched her. Only thing is, she abzorbed their instincts too, si when we free her she says she needs to sit on somebody's face. Deadpool volunteers to jump on that grenade.
  4. Why would anybody put bbq sauce on a steak?!? That makes my heart hurt. In any case i was the grill master last weekend.
  5. The Italians need to leave.
  6. Who is going to play Knuckles, though?
  7. Put up or shut up.
  8. MY folks grow watermelon. Like most plants, it likes dirt, water, and sunlight.
  9. For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D.
  10. Frozen. Gets me every time. "Let it go..."
  11. All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching.
  12. https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/may/15/debunking-the-one-hit-wonder-lens-steal-my-sunshine
  13. You saw the movie. This thread is about the game. The wonderful game.
  14. Book 1- https://unevenedge.com/topic/20540-x-men-vs-aliens-vs-predators-starring-sponges/ Book 2- https://unevenedge.com/topic/20926-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-the-xav-club/ Book 3- https://unevenedge.com/topic/21296-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-jurassic-world/ Books 4 and 5 are still in production, although it has stalled.
  15. I expect a full review including your thoughts on the dinosaur rape scene and lesbian orgy.
  16. I am inherently suspicious. Do you like fanfictions?
  17. Theyre devoted to spreading enlightenment to all people. They even have a website where you can speak with them and learn the secrets of the universe. Unfortunately they're in a remote location so their internet connection is terrible. Yeah, its hard to e-majin.
  18. I was excited, now the game takes precedence over everything. The most exciting part of the movie now is the fact that it comes with a free update to give the game six more dinosaurs.
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