nameraka

you need to practice retroactive foresight.

you need to do better so we don't have to.

and if it does offend you, read this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

merry birthday

You people need to respond to my posts in other folders once in awhile. it's like if it isn't in this folder, it might as well not exist.

Happy festivus everyone. Time for the airing of grievances. Get comfortable. This is going to take awhile.

think 4 loco but with more alcohol and more caffeine.

no i suppose it isn't. at least there's alcohol?

i'd prefer a massage from the future.

hey, me too! isn't life great?

god help us all

there will be a senseless act of mass violence involving firearms people will keep other people in their prayers nothing else will happen

except that whole not telling her crew the pointlessly secret plan. and staying behind to pilot a ship that's going in a straight line in space. and not just engaging the autopilot (since empire makes it clear that autopilot is a thing that exists in starwars as luke mentions it to r2 en route to degobah) and not using said autopilot to set up a pilotless kamikazi attack as her initial plan instead of the stupid one that she came up with that got her killed. but yeah, other than that, her leadership was stellar.

1. Christopher Walken is forced to resign his popular youtube cooking show after allegations surface that he sexually harassed a bobcat.

i live within walking distance of a liquor store. who needs friends?

then i hate your cold, dead ass.

but... it's festivus eve...

try duck sometime. it's amazing.

i vote yes. i really should read the rest of the post, shouldn't i?

your self loathing detracts from the attention i should be receiving for hating you. that makes me hate you more.

i don't understand. i don't want to understand.

if we're a family, i want my fucking allowance.

die. a lot.

why? what's going to happen on christmas?