nameraka

i feel terrible and completely incapable of working. the only thing that will make me feel better is to stay home and play lots of video games. that's a thing right?

in the music folder. duh. whatever.

or you rick rolled me with that name choice. depending on how you want to look at it.

unrelated. when i was a kid, there was this song that my friends and i hated but the damn local radio station had it on high rotation. we couldn't ever remember the name of the guy who sang it, so we just referred to it as that song by "that one guy." to this day, whenever anyone plays the song, the first thing that pops into my head is hey, it's that song by that one guy. this was the song.

i'm starting to get the feeling that this thread is nothing but hype...

yeah. i know. sucks. more importantly, she wasn't that much older than me, so now i'm thinking i should get a physical.

one of the few people on here it's easy to say something nice about. seriously, the rest of you all can eat a bag of dicks.

me too. how many snots do you have?

Cow am i doing it right?

you're on the list, aren't you?

i feel like i've posted this before.

yes. but also funny. watch it anyway.

another deadpool movie?

i brought this up in a conversation the other day with a female friend. just pointed out the number of articles i'd seen recently about middle aged female school teachers being arrested for sexual misconduct with male students and mentioned that maybe the issue we should be looking at is one of human nature and power dynamics, not necessarily specifically men and power dynamics. i thought she was going to lose her fucking mind...

rusty nail.

i did. i feel... safer...

you should watch the end of the f**ing world. did i spell that right?

which could explain why i have no male friends i mean, get rid of these and what exactly is left? https://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/8-friends-you-should-dump-right-now

kill one of the parents. that will get the point across.

i'm not sure i understand your concern.

i'm hoarding it in case of emergency.

holy hell. they sell that at wallgreens now? where have i been?

I haven't taken a shit in weeks. Weeks...

no. i've tried. if i can't do it, the rest of you week willed motherfuckers sure as hell can't.