nameraka

would that help?

is anyone else unreasonably excited about this?

there you go, bringing logic into it again.

cool. one of the museums around here did a showing of wizard of oz set to dark side of the moon while back. apparently they were trying to attract more stoners.

yeah. that's probably the best idea.

i don't have a roommate. and i don't think my wife would appreciate tuna in the bed. though, it is spicy...

i would but it's spicy thai chili flavored. he'd probably eat it anyway, but it might upset his stomach. no... i'm just stuck with all this damned tuna.

as long as they don't "reorganize" i'm fine with it. i put things in random places and forget where they are in exactly the places that i mean to.

yeah, these days i try to avoid doing things i don't really want to do. besides, i don't need an elaborate death scenario to make me want to kill myself. i feel that way every day while stuck in traffic on the way to work.

but that sucks. why would i want to do that?

museum of what kind of thingys?

honestly, my deal is the booze. about a year ago i stopped drinking for 6 months, started working out every day. lost 25 pounds. now i still work out every day but started drinking again and i've put on about ten pounds that i can't seem to take off. it's so depressing. i need a drink.

well i have a sandwich. i suppose i could eat the dog, but i'd rather not. can we hold off on trapping me until i can grab a fifth of bourbon out of the freezer?

now i have extra tuna. what the fuck am i going to do with all this tuna? fuck my life...

crack a goddamn history book motherfuckers!

i can't afford it even with the subsidy...

better? cassowaries have been known to kill people...

might i suggest...

oh. so they’re the equivalent of those gross hollywood moms who eat their own placenta...

are emu cannibals? motherfucking emu...

that sounds lovely, but i'm not sure i can eat that much.

that is not a motherfucking therapy animal lady!

well shit...