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nameraka

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  1. and i respect that; i do. but do you have any idea how much that fucking quack was charging me?
  2. well i was lying about lying. my appendix burst twenty minutes ago. sepsis is probably setting in right about n
  3. and you told the therapist i was the one who lacked communication skills.
  4. this feels like you just drunkenly wandered into the wrong thread.
  5. well it's obvious to me now that you're just not as invested in this as i am. fine. i was lying anyway. i don't even have an appendix.
  6. i'll be dead by then. my appendix is set to rupture. i am free wednesday between 6:17 and 6:29pm...
  7. *looks at calendar* what about next thursday?
  8. well... i mean, i think we both have some things we could work on.
  9. ahem... it's... it's not you. it's me...
  10. how about now?
  11. because, seriously, fuck this holiday dump your christmas hate here.
  12. i'm pretty big on the classic rooster sauce. also the jalepeno tobasco...
  13. that little bitch.
  14. we got like 4 inches plus ice. i ain't doin' shit today.
  15. i suppose if i had to fuck a famous female rock star with the surname gordon, i'd probably go with nina. *waits for this exact scenario to unfold*
  16. well, 372 of them are me so...
  17. you may have done it wrong
  18. wait what? where am i taking your kid? do i have to?
  19. also, our new holiday needs a song
  20. no... he's... gonna straight up murder you with his hand puppet... look, i thought we talked about this.
  21. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs in circles around room*
  22. Yes, yes, we know...
  23. oh i don't know if he even has one. i just enjoy mocking him and wanted to use this picture. i mean you can practically see the stick running up his ass.
  24. this is the holiday we deserve...
  25. okay, i can't find a gif of osteen murdering anybody. that doesn't mean it hasn't happened though.
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