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nameraka

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  1. i really have no idea. i kinda keep to the restroom... you should ask frank. he knows where everything is. he doesn't work here either, but you can usually find him hanging out in the women's fitting rooms.
  2. that's just to provide me with a sense of identity. it doesn't mean i work here.
  3. my heart is three sizes too small.
  4. i'm gonna wage war on it.
  5. other... people... over... like at your home? wtf are you even talking about? why would you do that?
  6. do i look like i work here?
  7. love means never having to say you're sorry.
  8. no? you just wanted to use the restroom? fine. *closes stall*
  9. this thread is too deep for me.
  10. that seems excessive. how do you even have time to wash it in between use?
  11. true. this begs the question as to whether or not a lobster roll is a sandwich.
  12. well, i suppose you'd be dressed for it...
  13. well that's once more than me. i don't even own a ninja outfit.
  14. you know...
  15. and while we're on the subject, is this a pie?
  16. your momma seems the most appropriate response i can muster.
  17. you just really want pod 6 to be a thing.
  18. enjoy the sickness. it comes for you.
  19. as you should...
  20. I think this is number 5. what happens after the 6th?
  21. seriously, how many times can a guy get cursed in one lifetime? fuck me...
  22. i never should have eaten that frogurt.
  23. i don't know how one of you made me sick through the internet but i'm certain it was you.
  24. black friday epitomizes everything america should be ashamed about if it had any self awareness.
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