nameraka

i literally don't think i've ever heard that sentence before.

seriously, fuck my neighbors for this. the fuckers actually let it run off leash throughout the whole fuckin' neighborhood. honestly i can't believe the damn thing is still alive.

yeah. same show. episode one was pretty meh. not bad, just nothing that really grabbed me. i also love vikings and had high hopes. anyway, Hamill is set to play a recurring character in season 2 which could add some fresh juice. not sure if it's worth soldiering through the whole first season though.

watched first episode. it was... okay, but i didn't feel the need to continue. then i found out mark hamill is going to be in season 2... can anyone vouch for this show?

had it goin on. she ded.

Didn't she change her name to Janie, get a gun, and like shoot her dad or something? Man. Tough life...

Pretty sure she's married to Jessie now.

She changed her number.

not like that. she's dead. you're disgusting. https://thehardtimes.net/culture/stacys-mom-dead-at-53/

NO. sorry. just a reflex.

you should probably have that looked at. yelling at yourself isn't normal unless you're, you know... jack'n the beanstalk or something.

so fucking typical. well, i hope you're happy living in the marshall islands with that underwear model and all the money you stole from fema you sociopath.

i just died. i hope you're happy.

and i respect that; i do. but do you have any idea how much that fucking quack was charging me?

well i was lying about lying. my appendix burst twenty minutes ago. sepsis is probably setting in right about n

and you told the therapist i was the one who lacked communication skills.

this feels like you just drunkenly wandered into the wrong thread.

well it's obvious to me now that you're just not as invested in this as i am. fine. i was lying anyway. i don't even have an appendix.

i'll be dead by then. my appendix is set to rupture. i am free wednesday between 6:17 and 6:29pm...

*looks at calendar* what about next thursday?

well... i mean, i think we both have some things we could work on.

ahem... it's... it's not you. it's me...

how about now?

because, seriously, fuck this holiday dump your christmas hate here.