nameraka

might i suggest...

oh. so they’re the equivalent of those gross hollywood moms who eat their own placenta...

are emu cannibals? motherfucking emu...

that sounds lovely, but i'm not sure i can eat that much.

that is not a motherfucking therapy animal lady!

well shit...

Can I stop being ded now?

well if we have to do this, i'm gonna post the only christmas song i actually like.

nice... and troubling... but nice...

or this is the correct answer.

item number one:

I’m out.

Fuck me.

also, they aren't dead...

Your momma.

come at me bro...

that's what your mom said... i don't know what i mean by that.

oh i do know some shit...

you know. i'm in the fbi...

strongly right handed. there's only one thing i do with my left...

Yeah. The name Samson was supposed to be ironic. He was the runt and his mom was tiny. This picture was about a month ago. He's not much bigger. Our dog's name is Darby. My wife likes to buy him Halloween costumes. He doesn't seem to mind.