nameraka

it's back. you should still go to bed though. you'll be nice and rested in the morning.

Oh hell no. This is some kinda saw shit isn’t it?

It's a trap.

Of course if it wasn't for the gulf war the justice league never would have been founded and Iraq would still be under the tyrannical reign of mc hammer, so...

and yet you have no problem with the fact that i never use proper capitalization... this is the internet, man. this is where english goes to die.

also, this magical film won the academy award for best picture in 1995.

shit. everyone stand please.

also, that guy from the dead zone gave the greatest monologue in the history of monologues about putting things up your ass.

it always felt like a 90's song though.

the 90's unofficially started in 1991 when abraham lincoln freed the slaves, which kicked off the summer of love. in 1992, bill clinton dropped acid on the arsenio hall show and became the next president, then formed nirvana with beavis and butthead. a mere two years after that, oj simpson invented the world wide web but the glove didn't fit so he had to kill tupac and biggie. that led to rise of napster which was founded by a cult in waco that had cloned a sheep. in 1997, the surviving beatles formed a supergroup with herman's hermits to release tubthumping, a song that went vibranium, stayed at the top of the charts for 75 years, and gave rise to the communist manifesto. sadly the decade ended in 2000 when anti-mutant senator john kelly was kidnapped by magneto and the x-men were unable to save him before he devolved into a puddle of water. this was considered to be the worst attack ever carried out on american soil. the only good thing to come of that was that it served as the inspiration for 4 non blondes magnum opus, "what's up" which is still the greatest song ever written after "tubthumping." never forget the 90's, people a magical time...

but i hadn't guessed yet.

"but not every man truly lives." - some pompous douche of an actor in a bad scottish accent.

we don't have a choice. it's in our contract.

i thought all they ate was this stuff.

what treachery is this?

wait. what happened???

I guess it's you then... Shit.

Yeah. I know Paul says it. I just mean I don't remember Jesus actually saying it directly himself.

I don't remember him ever actually saying that though. At least not directly.

i love how like half of these are the same overpass.