nameraka

it's not whether i win or lose...

i get choked up every time i watch this.

Do any of said reports include death? 'cause the flu can give you that...

Fudgemuppet

i don't know. but it sure as fuck isn't ironic.

who do you love? are you for sure?

Your momma. Wait... that’s kind of a complement isn’t it? Shit. I suck at this.

Oddly, my part time job is in a distribution center. They blast the music. There are a surprising number of injuries...

someone needs to stage an intervention for it.

expert in passive aggression, snark, and i throw one hell of a backhanded compliment.

So you people don’t have jobs where they force you to listen one of the 972 iterations of clear channel playing the same 30 songs over and over and over until you want to fucking off yourself? Well how nice for you.

santa had a bad year and needed a side gig.

or matt leinart...

so matt barkley is starting for the bills this week. TIL that matt barkley is still in the nfl...

sorry. this is all i can think of now.

other than requiem for a dream, nothing is coming to mind...

had dominoes for lunch. now my intestines hurt.

my dad knew the state commissioner of agriculture who got me a job working at a NC state agricultural research facility. (as like a field hand/ assistant. it was actually pretty interesting. they were running all sorts of weird experiments like splicing fish genes into tomatoes to try and make rot resistant tomatoes. there was one corn field that you couldn't enter without a radiation suit because they'd irradiated the soil. every so often they'd have to cull the deer population in the vicinity, because they would wander onto the field and eat the irradiated corn. never did find out why the hell they were doing that. it paid like 8.50 an hour in 1994 money.

none.

i know, right? i feel so liberated. i mean, what am i going to do with all my time now that i'm not on the boards anymore?

Really? Shirley Temple's death was all over the news... You may want to consider leaving the boards like I have.