nameraka

i'm pretty big on the classic rooster sauce. also the jalepeno tobasco...

that little bitch.

we got like 4 inches plus ice. i ain't doin' shit today.

i suppose if i had to fuck a famous female rock star with the surname gordon, i'd probably go with nina. *waits for this exact scenario to unfold*

well, 372 of them are me so...

you may have done it wrong

wait what? where am i taking your kid? do i have to?

also, our new holiday needs a song

no... he's... gonna straight up murder you with his hand puppet... look, i thought we talked about this.

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs in circles around room*

Yes, yes, we know...

oh i don't know if he even has one. i just enjoy mocking him and wanted to use this picture. i mean you can practically see the stick running up his ass.

this is the holiday we deserve...

okay, i can't find a gif of osteen murdering anybody. that doesn't mean it hasn't happened though.

or joel osteen will straight up murder you with his hand puppet!

impossible. billings, montana does not exist. i know this because i've never been there.

similar interests and life goals with a compatible temperament? though that's probably wrong...

hey. that is fun!

also i blame this movie for my parents' unwillingness to buy me a bb gun.

reminds me of the time we were all supposed to go shopping but i got stuck in the attic watching reels of old family film footage and freezing my ass off. ...or am i misremembering national lampoons christmas vacation as part of my actual life again... god it sucks getting old.

it's boring and unfunny and possibly the most overrated christmas movie of all time. *ducks for cover*

what happens when you're your own causes's worst enemy...

pardon my shitty camera

cool. i have one that looks kinda like that. you know, in case i'm ever attacked by a hoard of ninja assassins...